External Link/Members OnlyDuration: 1 hour in call.
Comms: Not the easiest to get hold of.
Physical: Heavily photoshopped photos. She’s not ugly, but not gorgeous either. Facially I’d give her 5 or 6 out of 10.
Body was also alright. She’s got some ass, but the one in her photos where she sticks it out is flattering. Around 5’5”, long black/dark brown hair with blonde highlights. She also has these marks on both her thighs which seem to be some sort of allergy but the fake tan masks it I think.
She’s of half Tunisian, half Moroccan descent but British born and raised.
Damage: £260 (£200 for 1 hour, £30 extra for owo and £30 extra for cim).
After a few attempts in trying to get hold of Sienna, I finally managed to get through to her and book a 1 hour in call on the day Egypt played Argentina.
On the day of meet where I contacted her to confirm, she couldn’t remember for how long I’d booked. I couldn’t find a cash point for ages so I told her that I was running late so instead of 1.30, I’d be arriving at 1.45. I asked her if that was ok or will we clash with another appointment and she said it was fine.
Made my way to the hotel in Tower Hill after finally finding a cashpoint, but I had to navigate my way to her floor using a lift which needed a room card. I got off on the floor the other person in the lift got off and had to use the stairs down to hers. Come to realise I needed a room card to enter there too. It just so happened that a member of staff was walking past and he opened it for me. I would’ve called her to tell her but there is literally zero reception in that hotel. What annoyed me is that she was too careless to mention any of this.
Knocked on the door and she did the usual hiding behind the door most escorts do. Once I took a look at her I have to say I was disappointed. She looks different and she’s got a bit of a belly which is hidden in her photos. She also looked quite tired.
She wasn’t rude but she seemed a bit all over the place and disorganised. As I was about to take my clothes off to hop into the shower, she asked for payment first which I obliged. Apparently she’s had some bad experiences lately.
The bathroom was a mess not to mention tons of fake tan stains everywhere. Looked like a crime scene. It was literally all over the place.
There was what appeared to be a clean towel with minor fake tan/make up stains on it which I had no choice but to use.
Came out and found her lying on the and she looked to be sleeping. She said she was just getting some shut eye lol. She asked me to get on the bed for some head.
Before that she went ahead and started kissing me which I don’t do with escorts but she caught me off guard. I felt as if she wanted tongue action but I kept it light and she bit my lip. Maybe a sign of her annoyance, who knows. Her breath was also a bit off.
She had average technique, nothing special but she did manage to deepthroat me a few times while I fingered her, and I could feel she was getting a bit wet. She then said she wanted to fuck with a cheeky grin on her face.
She scrambled to open a brand new box of condoms and handed it to me to do it myself. I don’t mind but most escorts tend to do it for you for safe measure I guess.
Started off in missionary and although I was getting semi limp as I’d masturbated just a day or so ago, once I entered her I got hard again pretty quick. Started pounding away after the first few slow strokes whilst rubbing her clit and I could tell she was enjoying it, asking to not stop and with her legs clenching tightly around my arms I carried on fucking her to the point her eyes were flickering backwards as if she was possessed.
Seeing that she never asked me to stop I carried on and soon after that her legs clenched again so she must’ve came a second time I thought.
I asked to change positions and wanted to take her from doggy. Pounded away and I noticed she wanted to fuck me back which I let her. I pushed her on her stomach so I could fuck her prone bone which made her moan the same then I felt I was going to cum anytime.
As I told her I stopped as I might cum she deliberately started fucking me back and by the time I pushed her down to stop, it was too late. When she got up, I couldn’t believe the amount of fake tan stains on the bed. Sure thing make up stains are normal but this was way over the top. I thought to myself, hotel cleaners are going to be surprised when they see this and the bathroom.
Decided to take a breather and told her let’s go for round 2 in a bit so we started chatting. She started talking about her life and how she hates what she does and the amount of weirdos she meets.
Without going into too much detail, she’s in need of money for some personal issues she’s going through but I guess every escort is doing it for the money anyway.
She then tried to pull one on me by saying that I haven’t got much time left. The time was around 2.20. I reminded her that I arrived at 1.45 and I did ask her if we were still good for time meaning can she still see me for 1 hour. I guess she realised that I can count and just said ok.
Then her phone rang and she said it’s her son’s school calling and asked if I could leave. I was a bit surprised by this tbh. I guess she realised again that she messed up so she went into the toilet to take the call.
I was losing interest at this point. She talks a lot, but mostly about her life. I asked her to try giving me a blowjob again but after a few attempts I could tell it’d be a struggle, that’s how turned off I was. What annoyed me though is that she didn’t put that much effort and just said “it seems like you’ve got stage fright” and just hopped off the bed.
Tbh I wanted to get out of there by now. And hopped into the shower. Once I came out this joker said she was happy that her favourite client is coming over. She claimed he’s amazing because he’s nice and rich and even asked me for advice on how she could potentially woo him.
Verdict: At best a weak neutral, but all things considered I didn’t enjoy myself at all so it’s a negative from me.
While I didn’t ask there are escorts who’ll give you back money for services not rendered in this £30 for the Cim I never took not to mention the fact that I didn’t stay the full hour.
The extra money hungry escorts tend to do this I’ve found.
Personally I wouldn’t recommend and I think there are much better options out there.
