Date : July 26 - weekday around 2pm in the afternoon
Location : Massage Joint not far from Asda in Newark Town Centre. Parked in Asda car park and walked via a back entrance straight to the massage shop.
Prices: 1Hour £105 - £45 for a massage plus £60 extras including HJ/B2B and OW
Girl: Slim chinese girl, nice bolt ons but english wasn't great, average looking with a hairy bush.
Massage: Massage was actually quite good, but 100% focussed on my back and legs with a few cc swipes indicating she would be up for more. I asked for HJ and she said £30 but i explained £20 was usual for me to pay, she then escalated explaining B2B would be £50. As she started to stirp she said for me she would make an exception and give BJ for an extra £10. In for a penny in for a pound and since the massage was decent I figured she would be ok.
She was hyper vigilient about cleaning me off, a stack of paper towels and some cleaning gel was applied to my old chap before she went anywhere near it. Better to be safe than sorry I thought, but she took about 5 mins preparing me and it was hardly erotic!
She positioned herself in B2B across me so i only really had access to her back and a bit of her boobs (which she didn't mind me touching). My wondering hands got close to her pussy but she giggled and pulled away to show this was out of bounds.
I wasn't really enjoying it.
She then did that weird thing a lot of chinese girls do and got out a thin plastic bag, smothered it in stuff then blew into it to create a tunnel for my dick then was very meticulous as to how she placed it - making sure that no part of my cock came into contact with the bag's outside. I presume so that nothing came into contact with her mouth. The irony is of course that thin plastic bags are no use against preventing orally transmissible STIs.
She then proceeded to give me a pretty good blow job and stopped before i blew, then moved to give me some attention to the old fella. Something felt weird as she was wanking me off but i couldn't see because she was laid across me. I then realised she was wearing a latex glove.. FFS up (
I asked her to go back to a BJ and she explained my time was nearly (I had 10 mins left).
Eventually she gave in and got me over the edge with a very good technique.
She didn't clean me up like some do, she gave me wet-wipes to self-service haha.
Honestly it's not that many girls who can get me over the edge with a BJ. It was this that has made me score her a negative.
Without this I would 100% have scored a negative.
If you go there - don't fall for the B2B - go with the BJ but expect some weird shit.
