Introduction:Not sure why I did not follow my gut or advice from a UKP member but took the plunge on a slim black hottie and rued the decision.
The Comms:AW, then WhatsApp and a couple of phone calls
The Lady (Personality and Looks):She is pretty, slim, probably too slim. In many ways I should have fancied her, but she just lacks any sex appeal.
It is odd how some women just have it, and others do not. Has nothing to do with looks (although when you get natural sexiness and great looks / body it is even better)… sexiness comes from within.
Can and does talk for England. Way too open about her life. Her rented accommodation, ex’s, this work, what she wants to do, social life. I felt like a therapist!
She is a bit unhinged TBH, and really should not be working in this industry. Note the other reviews stated this and I should not have ignored that. One thing I will say is that unlike a couple of the other reviews she did not seem under the influence of anything (legal, illegal, prescribed or otherwise)
I don’t use the word unhinged lightly either! I was always going to get around to writing this review but had left two comments about our meet on two threads. As always, there is always (at least) one guy on here that had fed back to her those comments (love to try and glean favour
). Her retort to those two comments was classic… she left me feedback on AW with blatant lies that I have STIs (genital warts to be precise!)
Note that I am checked every month care of SHL. I am clean, have always been clean, apart from once having chlamydia when I was in my early 20’s. I think my regulars would also call me out about anything not looking quite right!
Beware of this girl. Engage at your peril.
The Location:Outcall (she only does outcall) to my home.
The Time:She arrived about 60mins later than planned. We settled down to chat over wine. Boy can this young lady talk! Way too much info of her life, in and outside of the job.
A bit of low grade LFK downstairs.
TBH I should have just asked her to leave after about 30mins, not sure why I did not, but there we are… regrets!
Eventually made it upstairs. Payment made and here I am thinking perhaps now things will start to be fun. Get how some girls do not want to let go until money is exchanged. I am cool with that.
Could not have been further from the truth. Poor LFK continued, she stripped to underwear and I to my boxers, nothing sensual or sexy about it. She then tried to get me hard by hand. Mechanical, plain boring, dull and nothing to even get me slightly aroused.
My brain kicked into action, which was good as my cock certainly was not going to. Take the loss JK, take the loss, were my thoughts. I told her I was not feeling it and asked her to leave.
Not had such an awful punt in an exceedingly long time.
In and out in just over an hour I would say.
Services:- Poor LFK
- Poor Hand Job
Agreed Cost:3hr @ £525
Link(s):External Link/Members Only
