External Link/Members Only£350
1 hour incall
Comms with Diva excellent via text message. Booked day before and confirmed on the day.
Branched out into a different market. This was my third punt at this price over the past couple of weeks (more to follow) and this was a huge let down.
isThe place. Second floor apartment 5 mins walk from the station. Diva location accurate on website.
Bit of a mess with lots of takeaway cartons and bags around. Pull down bed.
The girl. Great body. Lovely skin. Face pics are accurate. Lovely natural c cup breasts.
The action. This was my weirdest punt of all time. Not necessarily the worst but it was really hard to gauge her mood and work with her. The slightest things had her in a spin. Example - LFK for 4-5 mins when I arrived. Occasional tongue flick but then turned away and wouldn’t re engage. Fine with me licking her pussy after I checked with her. Fine with a very gentle and shallow finger when I checked with her but then again out of nowhere she seemed to freak out and pulled away annoyed. No more DATY.
I tried to re engage to reset the mood and she seemed to respond ok and relax for a few minutes and then out of nowhere got weird again. It was as if she knew she was supposed to make an effort but then remembered that she seemingly does not enjoy the work at all! Weird.
Anyway, she suggested a condominium as she wanted to live things on. Asked her to get me hard. Geeez. It was the most reluctant and resentful handjob you could imagine. By this point I knew I’d spaffed the £350 fee but was determined to at least get one over the line. Got myself hard manually and put on the condom.
Disappointing whether her in top, me in top or from behind. She was very restrictive with angles, movement, and it was impossible to get any rhythm going.
After about 10 mins, I pulled out, took the condom off and asked her to finish me by hand. Tbf (probably because she wanted it over) she went for it. By this point I was finding the look of outrage on her face funny and shot my load across the bed and her leg (COB on the likes list!) and she squealed in seeming disgust. WTF did she think was going to happen?!
Without a word she disappeared into the shower. I was about 30 mins in at this point and, whilst part of me thought I might stay (kind of to make a point which is not a good idea!) I decided to get dressed and go.
I’d say the first and second reviews on Diva most similar to my experience. Not sure about the subsequent 5 stars but to be fair to Diva, they’ve posted my 1 star review pretty promptly.
You win some, you lose some. And if you haven’t got £350 to blow then don’t bother I guess. But, fuck me, it stings a bit when you know what you could’ve had for the same money!
Photo of her on the beach is the best likeness.
