Author Topic: Jodie Marie - Vauxhall  (Read 882 times)


13 review(s) for Jodie-Marie (5 positive, 3 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Dark_Gable]

Offline Lillylover

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Meet happened about a month or so ago.

Services:
30 incall @ £150 (she'd literally put her prices up from £130 the day before)
Requested (and confirmed) GFE, DFK, lapdance, OWO. Received none of these except OWO which was shite anyway.

Comms: Organised the night before, pretty good and quick comms to confirm booking. Bizarre request to pay a deposit, or wait until the day of the booking to confirm availability (i.e. if someone contacted and was willing to deposit, she'd take their booking instead of me). Since this was about 9pm the night before and she'd confirmed she was free, no idea why anyone would pay a deposit unless they were desperate to see her. I asked about having a shower at hers, she said that was fine but it would eat into my time. Had her comms not been otherwise pretty pleasant I would've seen this as a red flag and avoided.

She also directed me to the postcode and instead of letting me know which building/flat she insisted on phoning me and walking me through the steps of how to get there and up to her flat.

Venue: Nice flat about 10 min walk from either Oval or Vauxhall. She mentioned it's not her actual home, just uses it for bookings.

Girl: Pics accurate, great big curvy body with a lovely solid bubble ass and some big ol' titties. Overall 8.5/10 body. With the right girl you could have fun for hours with that body, but with her I got hardly any enjoyment from it. Face I'd say a disappointing 4/10, didn't find her attractive.

Meet: Confirmed all of the above services via text. Started off quite chatty, and throughout the meeting this continued to quite an annoying level, talking about what she doesn't like to do and what other clients do/don't do/say. I specifically asked for lapdance, love it as warm up and opportunity to explore/kiss, but she tells me to lie on the bed. Still chatting, she gives me about three closed mouth kisses, gives OWO for about 90 secs (with about half of that her asking me inane questions), and then puts on a rubber. "I know you said about a lapdance, but..." and just trails off. She gets on top, reverse cowgirl for a few mins, still chatting. I ask to change to doggy which was pretty good and seeing/holding that ass as I shagged her was the highlight.

I then ask about her going on top. "hmm, that's my least favourite position." Try to initiate some more kissing; clearly avoiding. I then try to suck on her tits, but I got the vibe she wasn't too happy with that. We then stop because she says it's too sore. She asks if I want to do spoons, and I say i've never really tried that but sure. "Most other guys say that." Prob about half a dozen references to what other clients like or do by this point. Pump away in spoons, reach around for her tits and focus on that big arse until I pop in the bag.

I ask if I can clean up in the bathroom. She says I need to have a shower. I say I can just clean up, it's ok I don't need a full shower. she insists because it's minging and you can't clean yourself properly in a sink, someone else did it once and left a mess. So, like a child, I had another fucking shower since she knows how to handle a cock better than I do.

Summary: Physically, great; facially not for me. Service, really not good. Short of not actually shagging her, I didn't get any of the services she said were fine (and are on her profile). TBH I think she's prob a bit dim and doesn't realise she's providing a bad service because her general aura was fine, just socially off, but it was not a good experience. Wouldn't return.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2026, 10:10:39 pm by Lillylover »

Offline KeefeD40

Thanks for review OP , sorry to hear was shit, I'm really beginning to think a lot of british SPs just aren't worth the usual extra funds,. Rarely had a good experience with them myself and seem to always read of similar experiences to yours.

Offline BrixtonBrewers

At risk of being called a white knight, you have some impressively high standards thinking she is 4/10 facially - all subjective though as they say.

I was confused by a lot of girls not giving the address via message and doing what you described but then I realised it's in case any of our angry girlfriends/wives find the message and come looking for revenge  :lol:

Offline Lillylover

I suppose, if she doesn’t feel comfortable texting her exact address that’s fair enough. I think there were so many frustrating aspects of our meet that it all just added up to a bad experience.

Believe me, for that body I’d overlook the face if she was able to actually kiss and give a good experience (or at least do what she agreed was fine). 100% would’ve returned despite not finding her the best looking.

Offline JustaPunter

Pretty much how things went when I saw her years ago in Greenwich

Not sure why you have a problem being asked to have a shower rather than wash your cock in the sink, as I assume that was what you had planned.

Honestly can’t blame her for that.