Author Topic: Sloppyeli_ - Shoreditch  (Read 5663 times)


2 review(s) for Sloppyelli_ (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Cupid Stuntz]

Offline nyarlathotep

Early May...

URL: External Link/Members Only

Services provided: OWO, RO, Sex (protected)

Price: £160 (£150/h + £10 OWO)

She used to be on my HL then vanished into thin air. Spotted a recent review of her under a new AW profile and decided I needed to get a shift on and book her before she disappeared again.

Communication
When I first saw the new profile, I nabbed her number, but she doesn't always display it. Seems she only works a couple of days a week, and not even every week.
Even though her number had vanished from the site, I tried WhatsApping her to set something up. Total radio silence, despite the messages showing as delivered. I tried a few more times, leaving a reasonable gap between texts, but only got a reply once her number popped back up on her profile. After that, it was plain sailing and I booked a slot for the next day.
Verdict: Communication is good when she's active, but don't bother holding your breath for a reply if her number isn't on her profile.

Venue
An apartment block about a 10-minute walk from Shoreditch High Street station. Nice area (by day, at least).
It's a tidy enough one-bedroom ground-floor flat. She mentioned she's usually based near London Bridge, but that spot wasn't available at the time.

The Meet
She answered the door wearing just lingerie (fair play, it was cracking flags and proper hot that day). She's a big girl (not in a bad way at all), proper thick with a massive pair of tits. Let's be honest, you rarely find boobs that size on a smaller frame anyway (well, I used to know one, but she's long time gone). Facially, she gave me vibes of the actress who plays May in Monarch: Legacy of Monsters.

Proper friendly and chatty from the off. I was half-expecting a Jamaican accent, but she didn't have one. Even though I'd showered before leaving the house, I asked if I could quickly freshen up. Only real downer of the meet: no clean towels available.

Back in the room, we got up close and personal. I started playing with her arse and those massive tits, before sitting on the edge of the bed for the OWO. She deffo lives up to her name, and it was proper sloppy with an unbelievable amount of drool. She's seriously eager to please. We spent a solid 20 minutes alternating between OWO and titty fucking. After that, hat went on, and we moved to cowgirl, doggy, and prone bone. Finished off with another long round of OWO and finished between her boobs.

Had a nice bit of chat while getting dressed. Total time went slightly over the hour, absolutely no clock-watching whatsoever.

Summary
She's a lovely girl, very accommodating, and top-tier value if black girls with serious assets are your thing.

Likely return: definitely.


Offline Onceuponatimein86

Thanks for the review, great insights! What time of the day did you meet her, it seems her green light is usually only on for late night. Which makes time window quite small if wanna book her

Offline chr0n0_0

This sexy Thai has been on my list for a few weeks. Waiting for a better location and I'll pay her a visit.

Offline nyarlathotep

Thanks for the review, great insights! What time of the day did you meet her, it seems her green light is usually only on for late night. Which makes time window quite small if wanna book her

It was late afternoon, 19:00ish

Offline nyarlathotep

This sexy Thai has been on my list for a few weeks. Waiting for a better location and I'll pay her a visit.

I think you are on the wrong thread. She's no Thai at all :)

Offline chr0n0_0

I think you are on the wrong thread. She's no Thai at all :)

Lol you are right. Though this girl looks good too. I wonder if she has a big gut? The tits and arse are huge.

Offline nyarlathotep

Lol you are right. Though this girl looks good too. I wonder if she has a big gut? The tits and arse are huge.

As I said, she is not skinny. She has a bit of a belly, but not in an off-putting way. Plus, it's not easy to find someone with an HH cup size on a size 8–10 frame... Off the top of my head, think of someone with proportions like Asari Xox or Hitomi Tanaka.
Well, If you know anyone like that...  :lol:

Offline chr0n0_0

As I said, she is not skinny. She has a bit of a belly, but not in an off-putting way. Plus, it's not easy to find someone with an HH cup size on a size 8–10 frame... Off the top of my head, think of someone with proportions like Asari Xox or Hitomi Tanaka.
Well, If you know anyone like that...  :lol:

I wish I knew someone like that haha. But, I do get what you mean. Thanks for the info  :drinks:

Offline rougenemesiss77

How do I contact her? seen a lot of people saying they contacted through Sc?? whats the best way to reach out?
« Last Edit: May 28, 2026, 06:31:23 pm by rougenemesiss77 »

Offline nyarlathotep

How do I contact her? seen a lot of people saying they contacted through Sc?? whats the best way to reach out?

If by SC you mean Snapchat, I wouldn't know. I didn't see any Snapchat handle.
I used WhatsApp.
Keep an eye on her profile and grab the number whenever it shows up!

Offline Richblackcock1996

If by SC you mean Snapchat, I wouldn't know. I didn't see any Snapchat handle.
I used WhatsApp.
Keep an eye on her profile and grab the number whenever it shows up!

She gave me the best sloppy blowjob i felt so  addicted after experiencing her  :lol:

Offline Richblackcock1996

How do I contact her? seen a lot of people saying they contacted through Sc?? whats the best way to reach out?

She'll have her number displayed on the adultwork page thats how I got through when shes available

the most frustrating part shes not always available so you have to keep checking when you see that green light

If you message her if her number is there  and the green light is not on she will not reply at all

Offline Jokerface

She'll have her number displayed on the adultwork page thats how I got through when shes available

the most frustrating part shes not always available so you have to keep checking when you see that green light

If you message her if her number is there  and the green light is not on she will not reply at all

Never got a single reply even when her number was showing and she was active. Have moved on..

Offline rougenemesiss77

Do you have her number? would you mind sharing with me?
« Last Edit: May 30, 2026, 06:25:27 pm by rougenemesiss77 »

Offline doyouforgetit

She is only available for part of the week and puts up the number when she is. A lovely girl with huge naturals and great head.

Offline koshkaj

Have tried to set something up with her, very frustrating comms. Dreadful

Green light on, contact made, no response for hours. Then told she doesn't start until X time. After the appointed time was reached, messaged again to no responses at all. :dash:

« Last Edit: June 01, 2026, 09:13:41 pm by koshkaj »

Offline Richblackcock1996

Never got a single reply even when her number was showing and she was active. Have moved on..

I hear you bro tried to see her the second time even when her green light was on but she was so difficult to get a hold of.

Offline nyarlathotep

I believe I cannot review the same girl within a short period. However just as an update, I've seen her recently again, and I reached out when her number was showing.
No issue with communication and setting up a meeting.
This time was around London Bridge.
Consistent experience.

Offline koshkaj

I believe I cannot review the same girl within a short period. However just as an update, I've seen her recently again, and I reached out when her number was showing.
No issue with communication and setting up a meeting.
This time was around London Bridge.
Consistent experience.

lucky you. can't get a reply from her for love nor money (when her number is showing), but like you said - it's a consistent experience.  :sarcastic:

Offline Jokerface

I hear you bro tried to see her the second time even when her green light was on but she was so difficult to get a hold of.

Ridiculous. It is the worst communication I have ever experienced.