The girl:
External Link/Members OnlyWhen: Last week
Location: Gay Village area
Comms: Quick replies over text and everything agreed upon
Price: 250 for 1 hour (DFK, OWO, GFE)
Appearance: She's 5'9, slim, but everything about her is fake. Poorly done enhanced boobs with visible scarring , very badly done bbl in my opinion, and too much lip filler (imagine a puffer fish). Her face is, to me, unattractive, although this is subjective.
Service: Poor. Boring. A waste.
I knew it was a gamble as she was reviewed negatively before, but I thought she looked good in the pictures, had money to burn, and was curious.
The meet:
Given instructions to enter, and arrived at the door. No behind the door nonsense as she opened the door in lingerie. As soon as I saw her face, I was hesitant to enter as I didn't really fancy her facially. However, her body was slim, and I had money to burn, so I entered. She immediately lays on the bed and stares at me. I exchange paperwork and begin getting undressed. She then innitiates by telling me to lay down and I quote "I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life." She then begins to give me the absolute worst blowjob of my entire existence. I've had amazing ones, regular ones, hell, I even had ones in slow motion as with the Paraguayan Nicole, but I had never received a blowjob that acted like a lid on my cock. She basically puts me cock in her mouth while opening wide and moves her head up and down, while having no technique, no rythm, boring, and a dry mouth. I was amazed how my cock could never touch her mouth. It was like my cock disappeared into the void with no feeling whatsoever. She looks at me while I am completely unimpressed, so she tries to deepthroat. I hit her throat and I think "Ahh, finally some sensation." She then immediately says "I want you to cum for me." I barely prevented myself from bursting out laughing. After trying to guide her somewhat and with that being unfruitful, I wanted a change as this was shit, so told her to ride me. She rode me for maybe 1 minute, then stopped, lay down next to me and said "you're too big you made me cum." What a load of bollocks. I suggested a switch of position and to go slow and she agreed. Tried missionary and she stopped me shortly after due to size and her being tired. I knew this was high risk from the start, but didn't expect it to be this bad. I suggested a short break. After 5 minutes, of me innitiating small talk and her replies were as boring as her blowjob, I told her to get in doggy and forced myself to release quickly. I looked at the time and it was only 30 minutes. I washed up and began to get dressed. As I was doing that she says "Will you come to see me again?" my reponse was simply, "I don't believe I will" and left.
Personally, I'm not too fussed about the money as I knew it was a gamble that I'm willing to take. I think moving forward I'll reserve my gambling adventures to 30 minute bookings.
To anyone looking at her pictures, do not be decieved. Avoid!
