External Link/Members OnlySaw Maddie at the tail end of last year when she was touring in Glasgow. Posh flat near Queen Street Station.
Price: £260 for 90 minutes. Way above my usual outlay, but I had a big birthday and wanted to scratch an item off the bucket list.
Masseuse: MILF-type, very friendly, lovely smile, great rack. Very chatty and outgoing, puts you at ease instantly.
Service: Started in the shower, where Maddie got me lathered up nice and proper, then proceeded to give the wee fella a good clean via “suction”. Could have stayed there the whole 90 mins, but that would’ve been an awful expensive gobble! Out the shower and onto the bed, which was covered in a thick rubber sheet. Maddie proceeded to coat us both in the Nuru gel, and got to work sliding. The sensation is simply incredible, there’s not really anything I can compare it to. Completely lost track of time, so I have no idea how long it took before she asked me to flip over. Once I did turn over, there was more sliding, before everything descended into a frantic flurry of kissing and hand movements - her on me, me on her; she popped a few seconds before I did.
Cleanup: This bit is the least straightforward… that gel takes FOREVER to come off in the shower. At first, I was feeling a bit cheated when she offered a shower with 20 mins to go, but given it took 30 mins for the shit to stop reforming under the water, it seemed legit in retrospect.
Would I go back? Probably not, but not because it wasn’t a fantastic experience. I felt like I was on cloud nine for the rest of the day! It’s just an awful lot of money when you spend half the time in the shower. Would definitely recommend to someone who wants to try it though.
