External Link/Members OnlyThis review should be called “I should have known better” stuck in Cardiff on a Friday night , thought why not have a massage .
Place has been reviewed before .
Comms ok . Booked an hour at £65 given three names , chose the middle one , which was Tanya .
Turned up 10 minutes early , 2 masseurs sat eating when I got there . One quite pretty. The other was honestly the most stunning Thai Masseur I have seen in a long while . Both spoke decent English , so a bit of laughing and flirting and I am talked into a 4 hands
So I hands over the £65 for the hour ( £5 back as I paid cash ) agreed on another £50 for the four hands ( I know I’m a twat) .
Excuse myself to go to the toilet , and someone’s Grandma was in there , to be kind I would say she was well built and mid 60s.
Back to the room and the stunner comes in followed by Granny . I’m saying no , other lady , only to be told she was busy now . ( mmm ?) .
I thought oh well it is what it is . I learn granny is “ Tanya” and the stunner is Ruby .
Again to be fair , Tanya was doing the lower have and it was a cracking massage . Ruby doing my back and every where else . Having a good laugh with her too. Tanya silent but deadly
Comes the time to turn over . Asked the normal question , I explained only with Ruby.
Tanya leaves .
Told B2B is £100 , I bit rich I’m thinking , so I asked if oral was in with that both ways . Also asked for DFK , no dice .
Long story short , settled on the £100 . She agreed to sit on my face , but no oral on me . Finish with HE. Strips of , stunning figure about 5foot 4 , bolt ons but really well done , sensitive nipples (I had been playing with them under her top while we talked ) lovely round firm arse .
It didn’t quite go that way . She does sit on me to start with said she didn’t like being there , so lay down to let me munch . I could have stayed there all night l tasted lovely , and she is either a great actress or she came twice . Meanwhile I had a finger in her pussy most of the time , and another up her arse for a few seconds , asked me not to so I stopped .
After a while we change again . Her stood at the side , me playing with anything I wanted to . Lovely silky wank. At one point she was blowing on my cock end , gave it a lick and giggled at me . Finished me off and cleaned up.
After event chat I was gobsmacked to find out she was 51 , as she looked 10 years younger and FAF.
Being there 10 minutes early , and I was in the room another 10 minutes after , so in total I got 80 minutes , which was a bit of a bonus .
I will go back , but only to see Ruby .
Reason for the neutral is mainly the cost total spend £210 which is steep , and as I said I should have known better .
Also ,I’m sorry but Tanya ,as good as she is at massage probably shouldn’t be there
