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At 5th attempt over 4 weeks managed to book with
External Link/Members Only. Agreed time over phone then I texted to say I could actually come an hour earlier. Text return from Sarah asked if I could come 15 minutes earlier - in other words 1 hour 15 minutes earlier than originally agreed. Bit of a rush and en route sent msg to say I would be 5 minutes late. OK came the response. On arrival I phoned and was given access code and another msg that I didn't quite catch cos of the traffic noise. Got inside and phoned - ansaphone. Sent text to explain I didn't catch the end of her msg. She phoned back asking where I was. 'In reception' I replied. I was shocked with the reply. 'Why are you there. I don't want to see you now. Go away'. OK, was the only thing I could come up with in my bemused state.
Treat with caution!