Author Topic: Lanna Thai Spa, Stratford-Upon-Avon, Lanna  (Read 846 times)

Offline hwoangy

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TLDR: Neutral as nothing in the way of extras but the care level, conversation, glass of water on a hot day and an actual "proper" (I know it's crazy when you mainly go for a rub and tug!) massage meant I could not bring myself to a "Negative" review as I have read the horror stories here and it was nothing like those. One hour, £60

Cannot see any reviews on this forum for this specific place.

I am a local so thought I would try a different place until Joyful Stone or whatever it will be called settles down a bit with girls, comms, new shop, etc. but the other Thais in town are very expensive for what they offer. This place has appeared on a few forums and seems very professional with very good reviews. She is also quite qualified - so in all honesty I did not go in expecting any extras but I thought maybe she's got a naughty side, maybe she wants some extra cash but I tried to behave in fairness to her as well. All comms via text and fairly prompt and easy to book. I get the feeling walk-ins would not be appreciated.

It was a warm day and I live nearby so I cycled to her. Her picture is on website if you are wondering, averageish face, middle aged, slim, small breasts and in the region of 5' to 5' 5".She offered me a water when I arrived there. She is a ground floor flat very close to the old town in a quiet residential area. Her hours are a bit more challenging for me (Mon-Fri, 11-7) but not impossible. You will need to book, it would be really weird to walk up and ring her doorbell (no signage to indicate the business, just a big number 5 to let you know you are in the right place). Large Lounge/Diner area has a divider and a massage table in the massage area, quite a roomy setup. Dimmed room, nice music ambience, steamer in corner for towels and good conversation. No money asked for upfront. She didn't seem to mind when I stripped off completely in front of her. In Thai fashion she then placed towel on me and asked on any focus areas, what type of massage, etc. I opted for a 1 hour relaxing, using oil.

Her technique was very good but no cc swipes or any ballsack brushing but she went right to inner thigh. To test if more was on offer, I made the right moans, raised my hips slightly up and told her I really liked it when she was right on the inner thigh but alas, nothing but a cocktease! She then turned me over at about the 30 min mark, but again very close edging on inner thigh and I was also getting a slight boner at this point but she carried on without seeming to notice (I think she did but I really wasn't sure if she was a professional with a naughty side). She also did not position herself around the table for any groping that I could do. Being a first session, I didn't want to push it either.

So the 1 hour was up, she asked if I felt ok - in my head I thought "damn now I have knots and tension in only one spot you won't touch!"

1 hour no extras, £60

Summary
Positive: It was actually a good massage. If you work at a computer or are an athlete with certain aches and pains, she was pretty good. She takes card payment too which means I can save my cash for when Joyful gets itself sorted properly! At least she didn't mind me being fully naked, it's the kiss of death if they say to leave underwear on (I went commando to mitigate this risk!)

Negative: Do NOT go here looking for a dick pull or anything resembling extras, you will only get an actual massage. Pay her with card and save your cash for the other chikkas in town!

Offline Pete556

There’s a few reviews from 2021 where extras mentioned. Not sure if it’s the same girl? Same Phone number though
« Last Edit: May 27, 2026, 07:06:17 pm by Pete556 »

Online shed

She definitely offers a hand job you just have to ask at the beginning and then pay upfront. I saw her a long time back now. At that time the xtra was £30 but I wouldn't be surprised if she has increased that price. £60 for an hour massage is over market price. I don't know the town we'll but the local Thais are a tenner cheaper
« Last Edit: May 27, 2026, 07:58:04 pm by shed »

Offline camzz69

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Am guessing it's this place. Same as the other dudes, I sampled the place a good while back now, and HJ definitely was on the cards (at more than the going rate and not for a better HJ) but no more - not even a fully clothed ass fondle during the tug. The chica back then had worked at the (now closed) joint on Mansell St but set up on her own - good on her for making a bizz of it

Maybe not the same chica anymore, maybe it is, either way it's not on my list.

For some Thai chica action you should slide by Nutcha's place round the back of 'spoons - probably less for an hour and action always on the cards at a Nutcha joint. Also have seen reviews here for the new joint on Henley St (the old Nutcha place) - Harmony or something like that which says they also tug - I've not tried there. 

Fill your boots dude, but make sure you ask  :thumbsup:, don't leave it to them to offer. Worst that can happen is they say no.   :hi:

Offline hwoangy

thanks guys for the feedback, I don't think I will bother with this one for a HJ only with nothing else! And yes - Nutcha - they are definitely keen but way pricier than Joyful!