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Mountain Goat · « **on:** May 18, 2026, 06:28:47 pm »

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£70 for 30 mins
I'll keep this brief.
All arranged by text pretty last minute as was let down on a previous arrangement.

I fancied a busty MILF type and Shelley seemed to fit the bill.

The flat she works from is very much her home, clear instructions given even where to park. I don't like this approach as I think it sets you up but as it was allocated flat parking then I went with it.

In through the door with no fuss, she's a slim , busty (bolt ons) milf who clearly is much older than stated age but looked good for it. A LOT of talk and chatter which mostly went over my head. Tbh I should have walked as I knew she wasn't going to do it for me - it was all very mechanical. Stripped off, but of hand action and then condom on and into mish. Again I should have given up there and then as just lost interest. There was no energy from her just talk.

Eventually settled for a very paint by numbers handjob and off I went.

My guess is YMMV and some will have a great punt with her.
It was relatively cheap so going neutral.

runner in the woods · « **Reply #1 on:** May 19, 2026, 07:47:29 am »

Can't fault her prices, looks a good heavy rack too, I had her on my HL for awhile, but she comes and goes, gives me crazy vibes a bit, used to mention a husband neglecting her needs, and she was whoring while he was out working, which tbh put me off in case he returned. The photo of her on the bog kinda sealed it for , boobage looks great, I'd like to service her, but too many things put me off.

pbrown355 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 19, 2026, 07:44:17 pm »

Saw her a very long time ago before joining ukp. One of my worst punts ever. Talked shit constantly, useless HJ, 10years older than posted, probably 55-60 then.
Sounds like your time was as bad as mine.
Onwards and upwards.