Kim - Thai yoga Massage - Kingston

[The Vicar of Dibley]

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I had a couple of hours free in Kingston and thought I would check out this place as I remembered a review of a SP named Noni who worked there and I fancied a massage from a more mature SP with a fuller figure and a big arse.

Alas Noni has gone back to Thailand as her visa had run out and her replacement has popped home for an 8 week vacation to Thailand. So I was offered a young Korean named Kim. About 30 ish, slim, about 5'5", semi decent English. Didn’t see any of her body.

Very large massage table in the room I was in. I think there are at least two rooms. Massages are carried out downstairs so you have to walk through the nail bar to access the very steep wooden staircase.

The massage was done well and it is obvious Kim has some skills. No cc swipes or reach unders. On the turn asked if I wanted “sexy time” massage. Agreed and she provided a hand job after refusing b2b, nude or topless. She seemed to think the faster she went the better it would be for me. Unfortunately she was wrong. After a couple of minutes I asked her to stop. She said that time was up anyway. I was wiped off with a hot towel and then she disappeared. I was going to give her a few bob as a tip as she had at least tried happy ending but I didn’t see her again. I got dressed and walked out.

30 minutes is usually £35 but discounted to £30 if you pay cash.

A couple of extra points, those stairs are very steep so care is needed going down them. Secondly the oil they use is highly scented and a warm flannel won’t remove the scent. No idea if showers are available.

I would have rated this negative but as I didn’t pay anything for the “extra” (total spend of £30 for an ok massage) I will go with a low neutral.
But I won’t be returning.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for confirming my suspicions about Kim 

I met her a while back when passing by but was put off when she quoted something silly for b2b considering her less than prime condition and unalluring attitude so walked.

I also enquired about Noni a couple months back and was told she went home and that the place had changed owners to one of the more merc inclined ladies so I've not bothered since, expecting poor service options and attitude at excessive prices. 

[Muff licker]

I see Noni on a regular basis mainly because of her amazing OWO and CIM definitely not her looks but have also discovered she had gone back to Thailand to renew her visa, so 2 weeks ago I saw Kim mainly because of the unicorn young Korean student element.

My experience was almost the same but she did wank me off but stopped as I cum which was annoying but I found her in the toilet area after i dressed and gave her £20 on top of the £30 cash entrance fee, I did pop bye again on Monday but was not impressed with this weeks girls x2 so walked.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

My experience was almost the same but she did wank me off but stopped as I cum which was annoying but I found her in the toilet area after i dressed and gave her £20 on top of the £30 cash entrance fee, I did pop bye again on Monday but was not impressed with this weeks girls x2 so walked.

Thanks for the info ML. I think it was your review (and Beastmasters) that stuck in my mind and made me decide to try the place.

I was planning to tip Kim £20 as well, I even had the note in my hand when I left the room. But I had no idea where she went so I left.

Kim told me she works on a Thursday and Friday so I may try again on a mon/tue/wed at some point in the future. Although Kingston isn't an area I usually frequent but I would pop back to try Noni if she returns.