Author Topic: Few hours to kill around Thorpe Park tomorrow - recommendations requested.  (Read 1924 times)

Offline PuntyMcPunter

Dropping my teenage kids off at Thorpe park tomorrow so I have a few hours to kill whilst I wait for them. 

I normally only do 30 min appointments but since I have so much time to spare I’d like to try a 2 hour session and see how that goes.

So would like someone friendly and warm, a genuine gfe, with good English, not just a pump and dump.

someone who will cuddle up to you and chit chat after the first round in the afterglow whilst you recover for round two. (Or maybe three!)

I’m not especially picky on looks or age - the enthusiasm is more important to me.

they need to offer DFK and OWO for sure though. (Cim/swallow nice but not essential)

Any suggestions in that general Chertsy/Egham area?

Thanks guys.

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Not seen her but this one's on my list. A little bit further to go, though.
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Not too far away (30 mins traffic permitting) and IMHO excellent service


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Offline Stevelondon

I was going to say the Stealth or The Detonator…….. then fully read your post  :D :lol:

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I was going to say the Stealth or The Detonator…….. then fully read your post  :D :lol:

I don't think those are the sort of rides hes after lol

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Dropping my teenage kids off at Thorpe park tomorrow so I have a few hours to kill whilst I wait for them. 
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Who did you see in the end?

Offline Chewie1

You could be onto something here. Rating SPs to the closest rides they resemble. With apologies to those who haven’t made a recent trip to Thorpe Park recently

Hyperia - hanging on for dear life through the most thrilling minutes of your life. Mind-blowing if you survive the ride!
Colossus - oldie but goody. A bit creaky with age but can still turn your world around
Stealth - one shot wonder. Hits top speed quick and straight up with a twist at the end
Tidal Wave - squirter par excellence
Saw - will have you flat on your back in no turn but is full of surprising twists and turns

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You could be onto something here. Rating SPs to the closest rides they resemble. With apologies to those who haven’t made a recent trip to Thorpe Park recently

Hyperia - hanging on for dear life through the most thrilling minutes of your life. Mind-blowing if you survive the ride!
Colossus - oldie but goody. A bit creaky with age but can still turn your world around
Stealth - one shot wonder. Hits top speed quick and straight up with a twist at the end
Tidal Wave - squirter par excellence
Saw - will have you flat on your back in no time but is full of surprising twists and turns

Very good..

Nemesis Inferno - A hot one, expect many positions, during the experience, likes to control you from above!
Flying Fish - A gentle one, for the inexperience, will always allow 2 pops
Rush - will get your back and forth motion in check, with a great high