Author Topic: Lisa Thai Escort - Birmingham  (Read 1834 times)


1 review(s) for Lisa Thai Escort (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline fairyguy

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My first neg from 18 reviews. Tempted to give this a neutral but after some contemplation decided it’s best to keep other punters time and money in front of her

Punt happened this week. Situated near the infamous Tesco on the corner in JQ. Ring doorbell at the end of the corridor outside her apartment door. Booked and she was quick to respond to my texts when I got there and also quick to open the door.

First impressions she was easily early 40s. She has had some plastic surgery, face filler and also lip filler. Also a tall lass around 5 foot 9 I would say.
Paid her £80 for H/H, plus £20 for DT £20 OWO - £120

The room was dark as shit - could barely see anything , only a small blue lamp light from Temu in the corner of the room lighting up the one side of the bed. I quickly get the impression she wants to rush me. One word responses to small talk and asks me to change. Also lack of eye contact and ignore me when I ask to brighten the room

Started with OWO, paying for deepthroat, she can only taking it length full but holds it in her mouth for a second . OWO lasts 2 mins (I regret paying the extras) then we move onto mish where I lose patience with her off handish attitude and nut in 1 minute. No offer of a massage with plenty of time left which is what every thai always offers.

The reason why I was on a fence to give it a neutral was after the meeting she says she has had bad interactions with previous punters recently and also people trying to rob her so she now has security nearby. Then it dawned on me that she wasn’t rude but more so apprehensive and nervous and she also mentioned she has only been her for a month.

Would i return? Waste of money and time.

Offline alabama1

Thanks for review OP, sorry it was a bad one. What is it with Thai's and dark rooms ? Makes you wonder if they are hiding something !

Offline The Wagged Wascal

Interesting that she says she has only been here a month when he AW page say that she has been a member since 14/12/24.

Offline Coventry1983

Almost certain this is Lisa a famous masseuse and well known in Coventry, she’s definitely way older than those pics and is mainly known for her massages which I’ve had and reviewed before via Viva Street I think.

Offline Jasonk71

Actually,  it's your second Neg. Your first review was a Neg

Offline shed

Almost certain this is Lisa a famous masseuse and well known in Coventry, she’s definitely way older than those pics and is mainly known for her massages which I’ve had and reviewed before via Viva Street I think.



Was she previously based in a terraced house in Warwick. Is it that Lisa? :hi:

Offline fairyguy

Almost certain this is Lisa a famous masseuse and well known in Coventry, she’s definitely way older than those pics and is mainly known for her massages which I’ve had and reviewed before via Viva Street I think.

Interesting. She said he just came from Coventry but said she’s only been in UK for one month.
Maybe she has a secret twin?

Offline theejaculator



Was she previously based in a terraced house in Warwick. Is it that Lisa? :hi:

Warwick Lisa wasnt tall per the review more like 5' 2 than 5'9...I think this profile was once hers but loaned to other wgs

Offline Boomboom

Phone number used to be used by a younger thai by the name of Katie