External Link/Members OnlyI visited around 6 weeks ago. Appointment arranged the day before all easily done by text. I was given the street name and told to message when parked up.
Location was a street of terraced house, loads of on street parking and nothing to suggest nosy neighbours. Once parked up I was quickly given the house number, knocked at the door and was let in quickly. I paid £50 for an hour as per the VS ad.
The front room is where the massage table is located, quite small and cramped but adequate. I was told to undress, Pear didn’t leave the room so I did what I always do in the circumstances and stripped naked facing her and got on the table face down.
She is the girl on the VS photo and it doesn’t seem to be unduly photoshopped or airbrushed.
The massage started, a reasonable massage, quite firm and it felt as though she had some training. Absolutely nothing in terms of swipes or anything suggestive. She didn’t make any conversation at all and didn’t seem to want to engage personally.
After what seemed like 40 minutes, there was no clock so I can’t be certain I was asked to turn over and she asked me if I wanted hand relief or b2b, hand relief was an extra £20, b2b was £60 and she said that she would keep her shorts on.
Foolishly I agreed to b2b and was asked to pay straight away so I had to get off the table and retrieve the cash from my trousers.
I got back on the table, off came her top to reveal a nice rack that were kept out of hands reach. A very brief bit of b2b followed from there rounded off with perfunctory hand relief, yes it got me over the line but nothing better than I could have done for myself.
Pear then threw a slack handful of wet wipes onto the resultant mess and I cleaned myself up.
All in all I paid £110 for a very basic service, performed with a begrudging attitude and. I could have had the same result at home with a decent episode on Pornhub and saved myself the money.
I left the house, got into the car and realised I’d been short changed by 15 minutes.
The massage itself was good, forget the rest and I will not be returning.