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External Link/Members OnlyPrice paid: £200 for 60 mins
Services: One-sided kissing, OWO (somewhat), RO
Services refused: Massage
Extras: None offered
When: In the last month
After reading Oracle's review of Leticia (and having a good experience with her myself) he mentioned Anastacia so was interested. Read her reviews under her old name of Bruna. Positive seemed too gushing. Stewpid's neutral seemed closer to what I would get as I am also a one-shot, longer session kind of punter, so decided to give her a miss. Then a couple more positives came in. One was a first review and a bit light on detail (no offence) and the other from Oracle mentioned issues with comms as she was struggling to deal with messages. My impression here was that she was very busy, and likely to be a high volume conveyor with variable service. Then a couple of other punting heavyweights commented that they had seen Ana recently, no comms issues and various superlatives about how good she was. I was still on the fence, so took a few more days to think it over. Finally I decide to take the plunge because I had taken a chance on Leticia with less detail and it had worked out incredible, and comments i were reading were from those who had seen both, so i figured at worst i'd get a neutral.
COMMSClose to the best I have ever had. Reached out with standard message suggesting time and duration. Quick response with services and rates. Quite friendly and flirty. Confirmed on both sides for same day. Arrived on site a bit early so went somewhere quiet to wait for a bit. Ana reached out to me 10 minutes in advance to confirm her flat details. 2 mins to time, messaged to ask if she was ready, instant response to say that she was, buzzed in and let into flat in record time.
The VenueSame place as Leticia. 10 - 15 mins walking distance from High St Ken/Earl's Ct tube. Big kitchen area on the way to Ana's room. Has the smaller room. Bed took up most of the space, good height, not too soft. Mirrored wardrobe. Ensuite bathroom with gels mouthwash available. Very small shower, good pressure, heated fast. Nice place.
The GirlI was not too taken with most of Ana's pics, but I think she looks much better in the flesh. She was wearing the black lace all-in-one number. Skyscraper heels, didn't realise how short she was until she took them off. Late twenties to early thirties. Very slim, gym fit. Not much fat, if any. Tits were too hard, but hey, such is life. Not a huge arse for once, but nice and rounded. Few tatts but not too much, more on the tasteful side. Was expecting her English to be better than it was (i know she is taking classes) based on some other reviews, but no biggie. She is an attractive lass, to be sure.
The PuntUsual hiding behind the door stuff, seemed friendly enough as Ana led me tottering to her boudoir. Confirmed the hour, handed over the price of admission. Requested shower, she gave me a towel and went to stash. Quick refresh, use of mouthwash and out in the towel wrap as usual. Ana was sitting cross-legged on the bed, fiddling with her phone. Put it aside and got up to greet me. She looked me up and down approvingly and complimented me on my physique. Then she gave me a hug. Quite a few punts start like this, gives you both a chance for mutual groping. Ana had her arms around my neck and buried her face in my shoulder. Felt her up a little, tried to see if she would turn in for a kiss. Nope. The hug seemed to never end. Then after what felt like eternity, she let go and stepped back. Asked me where i found her ad. If it was useful, enough pics etc. Took her heels off, but put them back on due to height difference. Tweaked off my towel and saw little KK who was flying around 40%. "Meu Deus" she says which made me laugh which she reciprocated. Then another forever hug. Same arm position from her, no chance of a peck never mind DFK. Felt her up a bit, arse, legs, thighs boobs. Made some small talk to break the ice: Does she like London? She likes the money. Every guy she meets is just fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Suddenly she released me, and spun around to present me with her back and bent over the bed. Moved closer, but as soon as i touched her she jumped onto the bed away from me. Managed to just brush her arse with my lips when she basically scooted all the way to the head of the bed and lay on her back.
Got on the bed and went over to her. Finally got to kiss her, but she did not kiss back at all. Can't even call them lip kisses. Just cold and flat. Broke off and kissed her neck, worked down to tits. No response. Coaxed her to removed her top. Then some more boob worship. Still nothing. Tried some more kissing, same as before. Like kissing a mackerel, but warmer and less slimy. More boob action, nothing. Moved down her body to her pussy. Removed the rest of her outfit. Some owo did eventually get some response out of her, but not much. She did start to run her hands over my arms and clasped my hands. Then she started giggling and asked me if i liked her pussy. Told me i was making her feel good. Asked if i was single, told me to come back again the next day that she wanted to marry me. She made a few more half-hearted mmm and ahhs, that sounded super fake. usually at this point, i'm erect and ready to go, but the lack of engagement was getting to me and affecting my mood. DFK/RO are usally nailed on to get me going, but getting next to nothing back on either front was not working for me. After a few mins was about to suggest a BJ, when she did it first. Lay on my back and she got to work. Was very lackluster. Barely got past the tip, no suction, no tongue used. Gave the balls a few licks, then back to crappy oral. Ana's lack of engagagement had now tipped me over the edge and I was not feeling things at all. Felt myself starting to shrink. Got the classic lines from Ana here "What's wrong with you? Am I not attractive? Do you not like me?". At least i didn't feel any teeth.
At this point decided to try to reset the punt to see if we could start again. Remembered one of the reviewers stating that Ana gave a very good massage and is what she did in Brasil. An expensive massage, to be sure, but them's the breaks. Asked for a massage and Ana refused. At this point must have been around 35 minutes in. Decided to make my excuses as politely as possible and leave.
Recommendation:Based on this, no. I have to admit, my gut was telling me that she is capable of more, but i can only review what i got. Part of me is saying to give her another chance, but the other more rational part of me is saying that it would be £400 down the drain.
Am well aware of YMMV, but was caught by surprise by how uninvolved and detached Ana was, seems like too much of a risk. At this price point i expect more.
