SEXY LARA XXXX - Colindale

[ILikeEmBig]

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Meet happened a few days ago. Had been checking AW all day and nothing took my fancy. Then I saw Lara pop up as available in the afternoon and jumped on it. I Had Lara hotlisted after seeing Gouldsson's review at the beginning of the month - despite his review saying that she looked tired and not like her pictures I very stupidly got roped in by the mammoth tits and his experience sounded half decent despite that the SP didn't look like her pics.

All comms were done by whatsapp and everything I sent just got a 'yes' reply the only message she sent that varied was her postcode and then the address when I told her I was outside.

Stood outside her block of flats as she tells you which block it is and I was then waiting for 3-4 minutes for her to give me the door number so she could buzz me in. Made my way upstairs and was let in by the hide behind the door trick. Looking at her I immediately regretted my decision. Those pics on he profile are hers they were taken 10+ years ago or she hasn't had a wink of sleep in the last 2 years, not sure. Body proportions are not great either, yes she's got big tits but she's also got a bit of a gut to match, which in a normal way I don't even mind but the lower half of her body is not thick at all.

Got into a small cramped room and handed over the money £100 for 1 hour. In all honesty before handing over the money I did think about walking as I really wasn't attracted to her but thought I'm here now and might as well just go for it.

She told me to take my clothes off and she stripped too before joining me on the bed and asked how I would like to start, went with OWO. This was just poor and low effort, only really paying attention to the head and just a basic up and down sucking with no variation in speed or technique. She didn't want to do this for too long before reaching for a condom and before she opened it I said not yet. Seeing as she clearly didn't want to spend more time sucking I decided I'd eat her and went for a kiss before making my way downtown. She really didn't seem into the kissing at all and so I made my way down. After a couple minutes and her getting wet I decied to stick a finger in and she said she doesn't like fingers so I stopped that immediately and reached for the rubber myself. Into mish and went for another kiss which was not reciprocated by her so didn't bother trying again. Fake, over the top moaning from her and I pulled out requesting more OWO. This again only lasted a few minutes before she got bored and asked if I wanted to try doggy. So popped another rubber on and went at it for about 10 mins and I just really wasn't feeling it - more over the top fake moaning the entire time from her (the noises she was making you'd think she'd be gripping the sheets for dear life but she wasn't). Not sure how to explain it but she also had herself angled quite funny so you couldn't really go that deep either. I could feel myself losing the little bit of interest that I had so asked if she wanted to get ontop and upon pulling out of her from behind I clocked I was going soft

Boys this has genuinely never happened to me before and without sharing too many details about myself, I haven't even hit the 30 y/o mark yet and it felt like a cliche telling her it'd never happened before - she kept saying I hope it isn't because of me but there was no attempt from her to revive the little fella and she was just saying so what do you want to do about it? I thought fuck it and said I'm just gonna go. She offered a shower but told her I'd shower at home.

Despite paying for an hour I was out of there in 25 minutes. I didn't ask for a refund or anything as I'd requested an hour of her time and I was leaving of my own acccord.

All in all I was going to give a neutral because again, I decided to leave on my own but after reflecting for a few days she gave a really shit service that felt forced and rushed and is advertising herself with pictures that are super misleading in terms of her face.

There is also another SP in the flat. I didn't see her but could hear her with another punter and I'm pretty sure I saw him walk in as I got to the door to the block of flats (based on the conversation I heard him having on the phone) - which in hindsight may be why I was left waiting at the door for a while.

Not sure why I'm adding her pics as she looks nothing like them.


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[Mr Sinister]

handed over the money £100 for 1 hour. In all honesty before handing over the money I did think about walking as I really wasn't attracted to her but thought I'm here now and might as well just go for it.

Sounds like a depressing punt, next time just walk, once you get that sense and gut reaction you're not feeling it best cut your losses on the time you spent getting there because it will only go downhill. Otherwise downgrade the punt from an hour to 15 minutes, this is why I only do 15mins on the first visit then return for a longer time if the WG turns out to be really good and cool to chill with

[koshkaj]

Thanks for the review, OP. Had her under consideration, but not now

Attitude and engagement is very important in a punt. Even the hottest SPs ruin the experience if they are not interested and clearly showing that. Like Sinister said, if you have a gut feeling, listen to it. If you are not confident enough to walk then at least reduce the booking time.

[ILikeEmBig]

Sounds like a depressing punt, next time just walk, once you get that sense and gut reaction you're not feeling it best cut your losses on the time you spent getting there because it will only go downhill. Otherwise downgrade the punt from an hour to 15 minutes, this is why I only do 15mins on the first visit then return for a longer time if the WG turns out to be really good and cool to chill with

Really was depressing mate, drove home quite pissed off to be honest. I will definitely be taking your advice about potentially downgrading the punt (if I don't walk out) for next time.

[ILikeEmBig]

Thanks for the review, OP. Had her under consideration, but not now

Attitude and engagement is very important in a punt. Even the hottest SPs ruin the experience if they are not interested and clearly showing that. Like Sinister said, if you have a gut feeling, listen to it. If you are not confident enough to walk then at least reduce the booking time.

Hit the nail on the head there mate. She just didn't seem into it at all and it was so half-hearted.

[Closetoyou]

I got a review incoming as well but I don't have the heart to write it. I'm kind of traumatised as well to the point I feel like I should quit this hobby.
You've summed up everything so well but I will add my own trauma. After the horrendous bathroom experience with Abigail Montes(she herself was okay), I am just getting more and more grossed out by these visits. I think they are cheap for a reason but sometimes you just have the craving for this bottom tier stuff. I don't know how to explain it. You don't always want michelin food but sometimes want that 2 pc from the chicken shop, you get me.

I did exactly the same thing, stayed when I should have walked but I was like, it's all good, I can make it work because she did seem like a nice person.

Man both you and the guy before you went down on her. I really cannot believe it. I'm in shock. Even the bad breath could be smelt 1m away. You both went in for DFK too.

I cannot get the smell of her pussy off my hands, the smell was so overwhelming like a mix of bad vagina and BO combined. I'm gagging as I even type this  . I smoked 5 cigarettes to get the smell of her pussy out of my mind and I wasn't able to. I washed my hands 3 times with soap, 2 times with shower gel, I put on hand sanitizer gel , I even sprayed surface cleaner disinfectant on my hands and it wouldn't go. I used an expensive face wash from boots that guaranteed gets rid of smells but nope no luck. I got so desperate that I ended up rubbing my hand with coffee and that finally created a positive association in my mind.

I went in known it would be bottom tier but I was like how bad can it get. Brings back memories of my first ever punt in life, there was some lady called moroccan something , she queefed in my face , it went straight down my throat. A hazardous vinegary lemon pungent air  .


Good luck guys, I think I need therapy.

EDIT : Just want to say thank you for this platform and the mods to help us get these things off our chest. It means a lot. Thanks all.

[Closetoyou]

I was today years old when I learnt that this is a thing... Male and female perspectives below.

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[ILikeEmBig]

I got a review incoming as well but I don't have the heart to write it. I'm kind of traumatised as well to the point I feel like I should quit this hobby.
You've summed up everything so well but I will add my own trauma. After the horrendous bathroom experience with Abigail Montes(she herself was okay), I am just getting more and more grossed out by these visits. I think they are cheap for a reason but sometimes you just have the craving for this bottom tier stuff. I don't know how to explain it. You don't always want michelin food but sometimes want that 2 pc from the chicken shop, you get me.

I did exactly the same thing, stayed when I should have walked but I was like, it's all good, I can make it work because she did seem like a nice person.

Man both you and the guy before you went down on her. I really cannot believe it. I'm in shock. Even the bad breath could be smelt 1m away. You both went in for DFK too.

I cannot get the smell of her pussy off my hands, the smell was so overwhelming like a mix of bad vagina and BO combined. I'm gagging as I even type this  . I smoked 5 cigarettes to get the smell of her pussy out of my mind and I wasn't able to. I washed my hands 3 times with soap, 2 times with shower gel, I put on hand sanitizer gel , I even sprayed surface cleaner disinfectant on my hands and it wouldn't go. I used an expensive face wash from boots that guaranteed gets rid of smells but nope no luck. I got so desperate that I ended up rubbing my hand with coffee and that finally created a positive association in my mind.

I went in known it would be bottom tier but I was like how bad can it get. Brings back memories of my first ever punt in life, there was some lady called moroccan something , she queefed in my face , it went straight down my throat. A hazardous vinegary lemon pungent air  .


Good luck guys, I think I need therapy.

EDIT : Just want to say thank you for this platform and the mods to help us get these things off our chest. It means a lot. Thanks all.

In my experience there were no bad smells (I must admit my sense of smell isn't the best though). For me there was no hygiene problem but the attitude problem was just overwhelming.
Sorry that you had that experience though mate, kind of hard for me to believe someone actually had it worse than I did!
Forgot to add so I'm editing it in - I completely know what you mean with the cheap punts, but to be fair I've had cheap(ish) punts before with no issue so I guess it's luck of the draw really.

[Closetoyou]

The irony is that you wouldn't fuck this person no matter how drunk you were or even if she begged you to do it but instead, we ended up paying to put ourself through this torturous experience.
Thinking from the dick can get you in trouble, that is my realisation here.

Also that first review was royally skewed, "looked tired" is an understatement. It's like a person that has had 20 years of letting themselves go.

ugh still gagging , the smell was like a mix of mild poopy smell, BO , bad breath AND dirty pussy.   

[sparkus]

I think this just goes to prove the value of this site and our community.

I was tempted by the other review but fortunately Colindale isn't navigable for me these days so the red flags outweighed my curiosity.

All I can say is we've all been there, we've all cursed our life choices and deficiency to bank balance, but ultimately at some point we later end up behind a door and a behind who bats it out of the park.

[ILikeEmBig]

I think this just goes to prove the value of this site and our community.

I was tempted by the other review but fortunately Colindale isn't navigable for me these days so the red flags outweighed my curiosity.

All I can say is we've all been there, we've all cursed our life choices and deficiency to bank balance, but ultimately at some point we later end up behind a door and a behind who bats it out of the park.

Glad the post could save you a couple of quid mate! Really not worth the money, time or effort.
For sure agree with the value of the forum, membership pays for itself in terms of filtering out the good from the not so good. I've not had that many punts as of yet but I've met some wonderful girls, with wonderful behinds, based on other reviews and they make the hobby all worth it 

[horneybynature]

I got a review incoming as well but I don't have the heart to write it. I'm kind of traumatised as well to the point I feel like I should quit this hobby.
You've summed up everything so well but I will add my own trauma. After the horrendous bathroom experience with Abigail Montes(she herself was okay), I am just getting more and more grossed out by these visits. I think they are cheap for a reason but sometimes you just have the craving for this bottom tier stuff. I don't know how to explain it. You don't always want michelin food but sometimes want that 2 pc from the chicken shop, you get me.

I did exactly the same thing, stayed when I should have walked but I was like, it's all good, I can make it work because she did seem like a nice person.

Man both you and the guy before you went down on her. I really cannot believe it. I'm in shock. Even the bad breath could be smelt 1m away. You both went in for DFK too.

I cannot get the smell of her pussy off my hands, the smell was so overwhelming like a mix of bad vagina and BO combined. I'm gagging as I even type this  . I smoked 5 cigarettes to get the smell of her pussy out of my mind and I wasn't able to. I washed my hands 3 times with soap, 2 times with shower gel, I put on hand sanitizer gel , I even sprayed surface cleaner disinfectant on my hands and it wouldn't go. I used an expensive face wash from boots that guaranteed gets rid of smells but nope no luck. I got so desperate that I ended up rubbing my hand with coffee and that finally created a positive association in my mind.

I went in known it would be bottom tier but I was like how bad can it get. Brings back memories of my first ever punt in life, there was some lady called moroccan something , she queefed in my face , it went straight down my throat. A hazardous vinegary lemon pungent air  .


Good luck guys, I think I need therapy.

EDIT : Just want to say thank you for this platform and the mods to help us get these things off our chest. It means a lot. Thanks all.

Who's the lady with fishy pussy Is it Lara or Abigail?

[Closetoyou]

Lara and it was not fishy it was something else special. Maybe someone else may even have a kink for it