External Link/Members Only Well reviewed - but only posting review as it helps others from wasting their money on this lady. From the moment I walked in I knew it would be bad.... should have walked..... Looks over 60 for sure. Funny wig on - kinda from the 80's (1880's! lol). Not very good English - had to get her to say her name she couldn't even say Kelly. Within a few minutes of massage she said £60 for B2B? - I said I normally pay £40 - she said who pays £40 here can't you afford it. She did the same at the end - but she was lucky to get a tip. Bit of massage, no real sexiness to it at all, quick turn over - as limp as a vicar's wrist. Agreed £40 - she took her kit off - body was better than the face. Boobs not responsive. Flat tummy. Rough fast hand job - stopped her and did it myself while she talked about me 'fucking her' - cum within 20 mins. Bit more massage - bit mixed some good some just a waste out in 25 mins.
Then on the way out I saw Helen! Who is the exact opposite - Young, Busty, friendly smile (se recognised me) and fun! I would have given Helen the £60 tip as she is nice n sweet. Helen leaves on Sunday. Kelly is here 2 weeks. First time here and prob her last. Manageress asked me for feedback so I think even by day 2 they are getting neg comments as she rarely asks for feedback. I will be back to see Helen. This place is over 80% positive, a few neutrals and the odd poor - this was poor. I did tip but wish I hadn't agreed - there was a young lady there the other week I refused extras as she was poor.
So if going this week - text them and book Helen - if only Kelly available.... wait. Upcoming ladies are Anne (not sure I know her) Bonnie (bit young and inexperienced but nice person) and soon Amy (superstar and nutty fun)
