External Link/Members OnlyTime: March 2026
Location: budget hotel near Poplar
Comms: accommodated me quickly and easygoing over the phone. But I then had to wait 10 minutes past the confirmed time once I'd arrived. Few looks from the hotel concierge
Price: initially £300 for 1 hour (this was a last-minute meet, was in the area and didn't hear back from other girls I'd reached out to)
The girl: it is the girl from the photos, though IRL her BBL/enhancements were a lot more pronounced,
vulgar even
. The angles +/- editing of the photos on her profile make her BBL seem. She is naturally on the chubbier side. Dolled up face.
The meet: By this point I've been waiting for 10 minutes, she finally gives me the floor but not the door number yet. I manage to follow someone through the key-card entry to the lifts and am alone on the floor, hanging around for a few minutes, until finally I'm given the door number. We chat for 10 minutes or so, she's dressed in a see-through dress, but she seems more interested in talking to me and selecting what songs to blast through her speakers, than getting up to the fun I'd paid her for. She constantly checks herself out in the mirror, asking me if I think she looks good. I say, 'I think your ass could be a bit smaller'.
I then nudge her to give me OW (which I'm fine with), nothing to write home about. Followed by doggy - for some reason I'm not attracted to her vibe and have already felt like I've wasted my money, so I get on with it and finish into the bag. Ass looks good from behind, but as I mentioned before, perhaps comically a bit too big. Again, nothing to write home about. With about 25minutes to go of the hour I'd paid for, she picks up a phone call from another punter who states he is at the hotel.
She asks him to wait and tells me to get ready, to which I say I still have some time left. She says she'll add it onto next time.
Knowing I'm very unlikley to visit again, I ask her for a small portion of cash back, but she replies once it's in her hands it's not leaving.
Resigned, I leave. At least I can leave this review to save other punters their time and money.
Conclusion: negative due to time-keeping, double-booking, lack of enthusiasm during the meet. Has put on a little bit more weight compared to photos. Positives - overall a friendly girl, she did seem interested in getting to know me, but that wasn't what I was - and I suspect many of us - are there for. YMMV.
