External Link/Members Only£80.00 1 hour
After an eternity of trying to arrange a meet with this one, since her only UKP review by Tomb233 which was in November, the stars aligned and I was in. Her comms have been terrible - since her review in November I have had meetings arranged twice - the first time I arrived at the location after being provided with full details and address, only to be met with radio silence. Texted, called, nada. So went home with my tails between my legs and let her know by text that it was a poor show to ghost someone at point of meet. She texted back at 3am at night saying she texted me two hours before the meet to cancel, oddly the text to cancel also came through at the same time, ie middle of night 15 hours later. I gave her the benefit of the doubt though and after numerous messages, which mostly went unanswered or replied to hours/days later, we arranged another meet for a Monday - she said text her the day before to remind her so I did and, again, nothing. Really annoying.
This should have been enough for me to delete her number, but I went to Poland earlier this year (read about my adventures in the Punting Abroad section) and enjoyed the East European massages on offer, as an alternative to the Thai offerings I usually indulge in here, so was determined to arrange a meet with Lucy. Eventually, we spoke on the phone and arranged a meet at her flat in Heaton. Note her vivastreet advert is on and off all the time, so keep checking and be prepared to descend into text hell trying to arrange something.
So, I duly arrived at her place and after a convoluted process to find her flat, I let myself straight in, as per her instructions. She is pretty - I wouldn't give her 10/10 as per the last review, she has a little bit of weight around the midriff area, her body isn't toned like Gina at Hansa or ZaZa at Hua Hin. She's 28, Polish, and speaks perfect English, really chatty although did say she'd be led by my energy so would be quiet if I was etc... really nice girl. I know from the advert that it was HJ only, no BJ or sex. What was really disappointing though was the lack of contact allowed, basically could touch her arse and legs but no pussy, no boob touching, no back touching (randomly). I do like to get feely with a girl, so this was frustrating as I wanted to get my hands on her natural tits (she's having a boob job later this year and also embarking on a body transformation this year). I even asked would repeat business grant more access to her, but it was a definitive no.
She did apologise for the terrible comms, said most of her business is repeat clients, and thanked me for persevering. She showed me her phone with 2000 unread messages to show how many contacts she receives, and promised to save me as a contact to ensure a more efficient and reliable communication stream should I visit again.
The massage was good, however. She's a really good masseuse - lots of oil, lots of side way body slides, being careful to keep her pussy out of reach (not that I would have had a feel anyway, I respected the rules), lots of light tickling strokes which got me hard. On the turn more massage - no pussy slides or tit wank. After a while she maneouvered herself between my legs and wanked me off expertly until I came. After a quick clean up there was another 20 mins of massage before wiping down with a paper towel and the offer of a shower. Her flat is really nice, spotlessly clean and warm. Offered water which was a nice touch.
I was toying with a neutral for this review, given the poor comms and restricted physical touching, but went with a positive as her ad clearly states HJ only and the previous review said touching was limited, so I was sort of expecting it. Glad to have seen her, and for £80.00 for an hour it is good vfm and makes a nice change to a Thai. However, I don't think I'll be back - in hindsight I'd rather spend £40.00 more and have more hands on and reciprocal fun with the quality girls we currently have in the Thai shops around here.
