External Link/Members OnlyWell, I finally ticked this one off the list
Free for the entire day earlier this month, I took a rare drive towards Glasgow, stopping at a convenient retail park on the East side to try my luck. Perhaps it was still too close to the New Year but I was having absolutely no luck, other than one prospect in Wishaw who responded that she would be home soon, only to go radio silent on me until the next day. No review though as technically we didn't have a confirmed booking.
So as the day started to wane I did what I always do and made a terrible choice based on the fact that I had already written off the punting bounty in my wallet, and entertained options from my blacklist... including the infamous SFG.
Drove to the train station noted on her profile and parked up, rang her from the car and she answered right away. Ignoring all warning signs and her extensive history on here, I plunged ahead hoping I might have better luck. Booked 90 minutes with anal (£150 + £20) in the hope that she would chill out on a longer session. I've never been more wrong.
Within seconds of being given the address and starting the 2-3 minute walk, she was back on the phone demanding to know how close I was (I had just told her I was right round the corner). The numbers seem a bit out of sequence so I had some issues finding it, but with her help over the phone I found the right door, walking past two residents with bikes who were chatting and blocking the door. Awkward.
Upstairs and into her strange domain, she was in a schoolgirl type outfit and looks incredible for her age. She welcomed me, confirmed what I wanted and updated the scratch pad of callers from that day. Then she pottered about trying to call a regular who was en route, making clear that this wouldn't come off my time. Fair enough.
She used the bathroom and I stripped to my underwear, and that was the end of normality. Over the next half hour I'd say that I came the closest to an honest-to-God sexual assault that I've ever experienced. The briefest of DFK and she's wanking my cock, demanding that I finger her arsehole. I tried gently to slow down the pace, reminding her that we had plenty of time and she blew up at me, reminding me that she "knows her business" and I asked for anal so that is what I will get, but it "has to be done the right way". OK then. It was then a really weird paint by numbers, almost like clockwork; rimming on me with my legs in the air, rimming on me with me on all fours (not bad), 69 with her demanding that I eat her dirty french arsehole/pussy, oral on me but constantly berating and lecturing me that I wasn't to move my legs this way or that, don't touch me this way / that way, don't ask to lead because she's not into dom/sub (not what I wanted at all). When it came to the main event it was a freakshow; condom on and insisting that I ram it in full length and stay that way, don't pull out or go shallow, grip the small amount of fat on her hips as hard as I could and slam her as hard as I could. I was fuming by this point and somehow managed to cum despite being intensly uncomfortable with the whole affair.
Was offered a massage which I accepted as I tried to catch my breath, very seriously considered getting up and leaving but was wary of her reaction so let it play out for a bit. Then things took an odd turn and she completely changed personalities, empathising with the fact that our styles were not a good fit. Erm, ok? Massage was pretty crap, as she prattled on about all sorts of shite. But she got me hard again and after some more oral on me I ventured into mish and asked her to talk dirty to me in French, which wasn't bad although a bit repetitive at times. Fucked her in a couple of positions and came a 2nd time. Still over half an hour left but I couldn't be arsed listening to any more of her pish, so made an excuse about wanting to get home before rush hour.
Negative all day long.
