External Link/Members OnlyShe is also on Kommons (attached screenshot of her advert)
£130 = 1 hour(£110) + owo(£20)
Price listFrench kiss included
incall:
£110- 1h (2 times)
£70- 30 min (1 time)
£50 - 15min (1 time)
my services included:
* sex in different positions
* blow job with condom
* massage
* masturbation
* striptease
* girlfriend experience
extra services:
anal £50
owo £20
cum on mouth £20
extra time cumshot £20
Comms 6/10Quick message and she told me to come now but when I asked for a price list she blanked me, tried to tell her I would like to make a booking but further blanked. So I tried again the next day, again not getting replies but eventually did so I messaged to let her know a time I would like to see her and was provided with a price list. I did not mention how long or what services I wanted at this stage. I arrived at the time I mentioned and was told I have to wait (50 minutes).
Place 9/10Very close to the Albert Dock, small and clean apartment. Just not an ideal location to wait around freezing your balls off.
Looks 8/10Good looking girl, big fake tits and nice ass, she has a miserable face which is very telling.
The video clip on kommons is real(screenshot attached - wearing red lingerie) but her photos look slightly different from in person.
Service 2/10Was let in by her friend and asked to wait in a bedroom, 20 minutes later...
Sorted out the paperwork and instantly I knew something was not right. (At this point I should have changed my mind and gone with a 30min booking)
She has a very unfriendly attitude and just wanted it to be over, even before anything begun.
She undressed herself quick and got onto the bed -
No striptease as mentioned on the services includedQuickly tells me she does not speak English.
Started with kissing but she quickly told too much kissing,
"I am not your girlfriend, I am an escsort" -
No girlfriend experience as mentioned on the services includedNot a good start, I moved onto touching her tits and sucking them but within less than a minute she complained about that too and stated they are silicone.
Back to kissing which she didn't like, kissed her neck and she immediately wipes away the kiss from her neck.
She lay down and allowed kissing for a few seconds for her then to pull away again,
"this is my job" At this point I am thinking what the fuck is going on and why am I even here. Asked to give her oral (desperate attempt to salvage some kind of mood and increase arousal) she then tells me £20 (which I was not going to pay at this stage) this was not on the price list. So I went back to kiss her and she told me
"this is my job" and for me to kiss her pussy instead. While giving her oral she did all the fake moans and pretending to enjoy it. After a short period she stopped me and I tried to continue but she told me she doesn't enjoy receiving oral and again
"this is my job",
"this is not pleasure for me".
Running out of options I decide to move onto the oral without, the technique was awful, robotic up and down with next to no suction or effort. The only good thing was it was a bit sloppy. After a short while I am thinking this is just shit and I am going to end up with a sloppy floppy if she keeps going like this, so onto the sex.
Bag on and rides me for about 2 minutes before telling me to get up and ask me what position. Doggy it is, pound away whilst I grab her ass for around 10 minutes, cum in the bag and continue to pound away but after a minute she leaned forward and ripped the bag off mid thrust to inspect the condom to see if I had cum. She was signaling for the end but I told her it is cum twice in a 1 hour session. She did not appear happy that I had remembered (£110- 1h (2 times)). She asked if I want to go again, I declined and got half dressed.
At this point it must have been clear that I was not happy, she tried to get me to lay down to cuddle her, suddenly she could speak English and started some small talk which I was not interested in by this point. Finished around 40 minutes in to a 1 hour booking. Felt cheated with such a poor service so I asked if she can massage me as it is mentioned in her included services.
The worst attempt at a massage I have ever encountered, I asked if she could sit on my lower back only to be met with
"this is not my job"I remained lying down wondering what I had just encountered and after 10 minutes I just got up and finished getting dressed. Barely a word exchanged at the end, I was happy to leave.
Conclusion 2/10Utterly disappointing and I regret this booking, complete waste of money and time.
She was unfriendly with a real can't be arsed attitude from the go. I felt that I was an inconvenience to her, she has clear resentment for her job and does not enjoy it at all. She reminded me
"this is my job" numerous times (probably missed a few out) which was her way of saying I don't like something so we don't do it.
Quickly complaining and stopping me from kissing, sucking nipples, giving oral felt like she was shutting me down with absolutely everything making it very awkward and difficult to enjoy anything while being rushed to the finish line before I had even got hard, even though I had paid for 1 hour.
Would I return? Not a chance, even if it was free I would refuse.
I could not even recommend this as a pump and dump, it was extremely cold and uninviting from the go.
Pros- Decent looking girl
- Nice ass
Cons- Kept me waiting over an hour total
- Cold and unfriendly attitude
- No interest or effort
- Can't kiss for more than 10 seconds
- French kiss is not included
- No sucking nipples
- Does not provide gfe but claims to
- Awful blowjob
- Rushed service
- Tried to cheat me out of a 2nd cum
- Horrendous service
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sidenote (delete if not allowed)
I will be kicking myself for days over this but would like to avoid such a disaster punt in the future.
What would other members do in this situation?
Go with a 30min punt instead?
Leave mid punt?
The only positive from this booking is that I can share my review so that others do not get have to encounter such an awful punt
Any questions feel free to ask me.
Hopefully I have not missed anything out.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only