Author Topic: Happy - Chinese Girl - Milton Keynes  (Read 1285 times)

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Again, the page won't let me copy the header into the subject line - WOW REAL💥£50-£90 Full GFE💥Hot E amazing 2 Chinese - so I've listed a generic title. This joint continues to impress in the authenticity of it's offering. They have 2 ads on, the pics are of the real girls except they have obviously been heavily doctored. The complete irony is that the actual girls are much prettier than the AI images. The one I saw this week called herself Happy and is in the photo below.

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I booked by phone for half an hour ahead, knew the address in The Hub and was buzzed in promptly. The smiling Mamasan let me in and disappeared to the lounge, as I followed Happy was stood in the doorway of the first room in the outfit shown below. She is young and attractive with full breasts, nice legs and just sufficient softness to give her a good figure.

I handed over the £50 for 30 minutes. Happy's English is limited so she showed me a screen of extras on her phone, wording IIRC;
BJ without protection £10
Tongue - tongue kissing  £10
Licking anus  £30
Shot in mouth  £30

I went for the DFK. We both undressed, Happy's figure was as it appeared in the pornstyle dress, also revealing a neat little bush. Stood hugging with DFK until Happy got the wipes out and some of that sterilising foam to clean my whole pubic area including balls. She instructed me to lay on the bed and it became apparent that she has a bit of a routine which luckily I enjoyed. This involved me laying back while Happy worked herself up and down my body using her lips and tits to stimulate. She popped her tits in my mouth for a suck before working down with her lips and eventually licking my balls and groins. She applied the condom and proceeded to give a very good covered BJ with varied depth and pace. Had I gone for uncovered it would have tipped me over, as it was I had to stop her and we swapped over for some RO.

Happy was clean, I lifted up her bum and worked my tongue in but I was a little disappointed that she started that little whimpering you get in Jav porn. I got her to blow me some more before moving on to mish. Happy cleaned my face for more kissing and placed some paper towel underneath before I entered  her. We went at it in mish before I lifted her legs up over my shoulders. She wasn't most comfortable like this preferring to pull her knees up as a variation on conventional mish. Because this allowed plenty of kissing I stayed in this position and finished in the bag with some limited verbal encouragement.

Happy was attentive in cleaning me up and delighted to show me the wet tissues from under her bum. A bit of massage for the remaining 5 minutes whilst chatting using her phone translation. Happy donned a robe to see me out.  Not one to get over-excited about but a positive meet and as I said, I've decided I like this place., It has a nice friendly vibe, the girls all seem happy there and the mamasan is relaxed.


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hey great review. i want to meet her but  External Link/Members Only

the pictures in this link dont look very good. is that the girl you met? is it worth a gamble? also was it flats or a hotel?

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hey great review. i want to meet her but  External Link/Members Only

the pictures in this link dont look very good. is that the girl you met? is it worth a gamble? also was it flats or a hotel?

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Hi mate, welcome to the forum  :drinks:
As I said in the review, the pics are AI altered rubbish. The actual girls have been in my experience much better. The pic I posted in the review is the best representation. Best approach is to call via WhatsApp, they will send pics to you.
Location is a flat in The Hub, 2 girls, 2 rooms & mamasan in the lounge.  :hi:

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With all the choice of indie and agency girls in MK you still manage to find some gems on a Chinese Vivastreet ad. Great work :D

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With all the choice of indie and agency girls in MK you still manage to find some gems on a Chinese Vivastreet ad. Great work :D

Thanks mate  :D
I used to use this place years ago and occasionally might think why did I do that with the choices you mention. More recently though they started photographing the girls holding a box showing the date of the photo. They have stopped that in favour of these stupid AI modified images, but if you WhatsApp them they will return real pics.
Mind you, they have 2 girls on and if you ask for one of the girls in particular it seems 50:50 whether you get her  :D
I still only use this place on an occasional basis.
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Thanks. One to bear in mind when next in town.