External Link/Members OnlySaw this one recently, and to be honest it just wasn’t for me at all.
Comms were fine and getting there was straightforward enough, no issues on that side.
Opened the door and straight away I knew it wasn’t going to be great. Body wise she’s good, big fake tits, big arse, holds herself well. But facially I just wasn’t attracted to her at all. Way too much work done, cheeks all puffed up, proper chipmunk look going on. Just couldn’t get past it.
She kept trying to compensate by constantly dancing about and shaking her arse. At first fine, but she just didn’t stop. Even when we got onto the bed she was still doing it, jiggling about instead of just getting on with it. Found it more annoying than anything else.
Service itself was nothing special. No offer of anything extra that you might expect based on some of the other reviews floating about. All felt pretty standard and a bit forced.
She’s got a good body, no denying that, but she’s definitely getting on a bit now and combined with the face it just didn’t do it for me.
Whole thing felt a bit flat and I wasn’t really into it from the start which didn’t help. Just one of those where you know early on it’s not your vibe and you’re just going through the motions.
Would I go back, no. Just not my type at all
Would I return: No
Would I recommend: No