3 BRAZILIANS 1 NIGHT - CHASING A GOOD EXPERIENCE - DOWN A RABBIT HOLE - PUSSY HOLEExternal Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyLocation Newer build apartment in the Jewellery Quarter central Birmingham. ULEZ.
Comms All by WhatsApp. When on location sent a pic of building then a phone call to guide me in. Spoke good English.
Price £80 for half an hour.
The Girl/Session Let in behind the door. Two girls stood there. Other one asked me to choose. Her of course she is the one on the advert. Other scuttled off mumbling something which didn't sound complementary. Led into the bedroom by Rebecca who looked much better than her photos. Asked how long? 30 minutes then she tried to convince me to pay extra for kissing. No thank you. She wouldn't leave it alone. I had to tell her I don't believe in paying extra for kissing. Now bear in mind we were able to understand each other in English even though hers wasn't great.
Anyway she wants me to strip while she is in her bra, knickers and suspenders. I get down to boxers and walk over and encourage her to start undressing. She then wants me to lay down. What about the foreplay? This ain't a massage session. This is all quite jovial but she thinks I'm a little crazy. I grab us both on the bed and she proceeds to put a condom on my flaccid dick, sucks me for about a minute then asks what position I want? I tell her to climb on top. Now all of a sudden she speaks no English and will only speak Portuguese. She doesn't want to go on top. Why ask me what position I want then when I tell you you say no? Alright she throws her hands up and gets on top and starts talking to me in Portuguese. I don't understand and this is killing the mood. After much back and forth she speaks into her phone to tell me, Yes she can climb on top but now she can't move. Now I'm not the skinniest guy but this was absolute bullshit.
We eventually move to doggy and she is telling me to fuck her pussy. In English funnily enough but now she is complaining about positioning and the way I'm holding her. I just want to bail at this point. I lay down and she tries to wank me to completion. I'm pretty sure if she kept going she would have got me over the line but I didn't want to cum for her so I told her to stop. I got dressed and fucked off after 20 minutes.
Shame because there is a decent package there but we just didn't click. Was considering a neutral then on the way back to my car I get a call from I assume was the maid as she spoke perfect English asking, how much did you pay me? WTF going on here. Is this some sort of scam? I told her £80 Oh Ok then was mumbling something but I cared less and hung up. That confusing episode pushed it to negative.
