Its been a few years since I visited one of these oriental massage parlours, so please excuse my silence. So I booked my appointment by phone the previous day specifically asking the person I spoke to not to call my number. This sort of worked, but I received a text the following day asking if I would be on time and then a phone call when I was 5 mins out. In fact the last time I used this place in 2023, they sent me a happy new year text, dangerous if my wife picked it up first, so my advice to anyone going to this place is make sure all calls and texts from them are blocked once you leave.
I saw Helen who is a sort of a 5 out of 10, but at least she is slim. She asked me for £40 for the 45 mins I wanted, and I handed it over to her. Having read other reports about her, it was clear she was following the same script for each client. The kiss on the lips, the you are special darling, I love you, you are my baby, all this got trotted out just as with previous clients. During the massage she briefly cupped my balls with her hand a few times eventually building up to sliding her hand underneath grabbing my penis and whispering in my ear do you want extras. Of course I did, and then she asked how much did I want to pay, so I tried it on a bit and said £40. She said you are special its normally £50 but I will do £40. This was followed by her whipping her dress off to reveal a very horny looking set of underwear. Her knickers just had a string of beads covering her pussy, so I reached out to rub it a bit, but not for long as these were suddenly whipped off and she jumped onto of my back. She has nice breasts and rubbed her nipples all over my back including down my crack, very nice. After a few minutes of this I was ready and she asked me to turn over. This was followed by energetic kissing with tongues and I reached behind and massaged her pussy. I asked if I could taste her, so she spun round and planted her pussy squarely on my face. She does have a nice tight looking arse and I plunged my tongue into her fresh tasting pussy for quite some time. I then asked her to turn around hoping she might rub her pussy on my cock, but no luck with that she stayed well away, but still rubbing my cock vigorously with her hand. So I asked her to spin round once more, buried my face in her pussy again and came all over her hand.
However, that wasn't completely the end of it, she sat rubbing my hair for another 10 mins or so to finish the time off. I placed a further £40 on the table for her extras but then to my amazement she said 'no £50'. Not sure what to make of that, perhaps lost in translation as her English is painfully limited. When I first arrived I asked her about the parking meters outside as the only one I could find was not working, and she showed me the toilet.
Would I return? I am not sure, we will have to see.
Link to Oriental Health Thatcham:
External Link/Members Only
