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External Link/Members OnlyPlace/time ~ Meet took place early March, hotel at the hub.
Fee ~ 45 mins @ 150.
Lady ~ Really pretty, profile pics/age accurate in my opinion. Hot body, tattooed and tanned. Particularly nice eyes I thought. Northern accent. Petite, in short, right in my lady arc.
Arrangements ~ All text, away from AW, all good.
Rendezvous ~ Where it gets interesting.
I have now been participating in this hobby for over 20 years, must have clocked up 500+ punts in this time. This one was by far the weirdest experience of the lot. So I went over the hurdles needed to sign up and share it on here!
Leading up to the punt was much like any indy experience in MK. The only variable was that I parked up about 10 mins early, and she shortly asked me if I was ready, messaged that I was and immediately got the room number and specific directions. Great, but I can only recall a handful of times that I have been asked to come in earlier than the start time.
She opened the door normally, wide open, in full view, in her sexy underwear and nothing else. This never happens, so already I'm thinking this is a little odd, but she was fine and the lady in the pics, so couldn't be happier at that point.
Handed over the fee, ok this is where it begins to get weird. She sits at the end of the bed, just staring at me (quite a big room, this is at least 12 foot away from where I was). Profile included toys in the likes, so I brought some with me. I said do you fancy starting off with some toys, she said no she doesn't like using them. Obviously I mentioned that was in contrast to what the profile indicated, but she wasn't interested. OK, she's still hot and this is not highly unusual to be denied profile likes, so I'll press ahead, not a game changer.
She's still sitting stiff, on the end of the bed. Not moving an inch. Staring at me like the Mona Lisa, just the eyes following me. Now this is beginning to feel quite uncomfortable, so I approach her and wheel out some of my small talk to try and melt her down a bit. She responded verbally in a pleasant enough way, so I started gently touching her with my hands, light kiss on the lips, STILL NOT MOVING. So I started rubbing her back lightly, and begin to move to the bra fastening (always a challenge tbf).
"I'm not feeling it" she suddenly blurts. Huh. What do you mean, you're not feeling it. She repeated, I'm not feeling it, I can't do it, I'm not feeling it. I said you asked me if I was ready about 10 minutes ago, so how come all of a sudden you're not feeling it, you were the one who asked me if I was ready!
I'd stepped back at this point. It felt like ages, but there was then silence, probably around 30 seconds. This was obviously not going to happen, so I was waiting for her to offer me my money back and see me out. Nope, nothing. I hinted with my body language, looking over at the counter where her stuff was, still nothing. Just sitting on the end of the bed, in the very same spot. Still staring at me.
I walked over to the counter, and spotted that (rather fortunately) the stash is still sitting there. So I picked it up, counted out in front of her (so that she couldn't claim I took too much), she still said nothing at all. Grabbed my bag and walked out, I was nearly through the door and she said loudly, and in a jolly (almost normal) way 'see ya'.
Clearly a dreadful experience for me, the ultimate tease. I cannot believe it was done on purpose from the very beginning. Checking her profile when I got home to ensure I didn't miss anything, I noticed that she had extended her working day after I'd left. I initially thought she might be brand new and bottled this life at the last moment, but now I believe I just didn't pass her looks filter. Plus she has also since been working again, same place, and still seeing other people. I do think she was hoping that I would leave the cash behind, someone less experienced might well have.
When you look at as many profiles as I do, you pick up signs and patterns. There is another profile that appears in MK, a lady I have not seen. But English _Angel's is almost an exact replica of that. It may have just been plagiarised, but I sense they might well be connected. I very much doubt that English_Angel does anything non vanilla at this point, even with the punters she doesn't reject. I have no proof at all so won't mention the other profile, just gut feeling.
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