External Link/Members OnlyDate
Jan 2026
Location
Standard HOD location near Victoria
Price
£100 (no extras paid)
She seems to be really well reviewed here anyways and most of what has been said here is accurate so won't crazy into detail.
Yes - Azalia is hot, looks exactly like the pictures. She does give strong unwavering eye contact which can be intimidating but it was actually kind of refreshing (no sense of shyness from her). Level of nonchalance throughout the whole session. She is 20 and very much looks it. She's lebanese which I don't think is mentioned on HOD's website but I could be wrong.
Services
OWO - gave me head which wasn't anything impressive, but the eye contact here does make this realistically the highlight of the session. She seemed quite comfortable there but nothing special.
FK - Kissing wasn't the heaviest but not too light either, she's got great lips and she wasn't pulling back or anything that made me feel like I was missing out.
Sex - Mediocre. As mentioned by others - no doggy (which was a shame, I could imagine especially for those that would've wanted a break from the eye contact it would've been nice) but yeah - she has a cute ass and so not being able to pound her from behind was a bit of a disappointment but expected. Cowgirl (both front and reverse was quite poor too) as she either a. awkwardly and grinds with not much effort rather than riding.. Missionary was iffy as well because as reported by others she puts her feet on your thighs during so you cant properly fuck her (that being said .. has a really pretty pussy - i'm not the biggest fan of going down on escorts but.. if I did it would be on her (too bad anywhos as she doesn't allow that too
)). Oh, I forgot she also informed me that I can't really touch her hair because she had extensions in.
Oh, also to add a few things for context or as funny notes; there was no moaning on her part whatsoever which did make it awkwardly silent.. especially having so much eye contact. She would also be having very casual conversation during the sex which sometimes I didn't mind.. sometimes was a bit like..
, for example mentioning that I usually the guys she usually sees are much older (up to about the age of 80?) , but also giggling that I am bigger than her typical clients, or about where she grew up and that I sound well-spoken; albeit very comfortable conversation but.. saying that a cafe conversation volume level whilst i'm inside of you was a bit weird lol. ---- Which led to one of the funniest but sad moments where she got on top, and contradictory to her compliments about my size earlier she said 10 minutes earlier, she asked if it was in yet? I laughed and said I've never heard some1 say that to me before - truth is I had gone soft and I didn't think I was gonna be able to get hard again, not if the session was gonna continue like this so I said I'd jerk myself off whilst kissing her tits. I couldn't finish with that either because there was just no sexual charge in the room; I am currently writing this still waiting to deposit the load I was hoping to do in that session but.. aaah well.
Positives
Gorgeous, I would actually classify her as a baddie.
Wasn't rushed etc, had my full time (even though i didn't finish).
Neutrals
Eye contact can be an extreme positive or a bit of a negative depending on who you are or what you are doing.
Negatives
Limited positioning
Very boring performance, and the lack of moaning (not saying I would've wanted fake moaning) but if I was on mute and other people were in the room blindfolded you probably wouldn't have even noticed that we were fucking.
Overall:
Y'all know exactly why she is popular.. I was v. surprised to even get a booking but I did; she is one of the last in my general list before I stop this hobby and as much as the reviews were mostly positive but the actual service was meh; realistically I am very calm about the service because I was expecting this but wanted to actually officially tick off the list. But no, I wouldn't see her again.
Comparing Azalia to the rest of my HOD experiences (most being before i joined this site):
* is added to those that are still at HoDAzalia (Jan 2026) - 4/10Gorgeous, slim, very young (only one here younger than me, which felt novel). Very hot, but the session felt more like chatting to a hot girl with a semi than actually fucking.
Honey (December 2025)* - 9/10Blonde bombshell who treated me like her personal pornstar. Downright filthy, confident, full-on, stacked with ‘ass’ets. No idea how I only just saw her - would happily repeat.
Julia (November 2025) - 7/10Good energy and banter, plenty of effort. I’d gone in for someone else and was offered her last-minute, so still attractive - just not what I went in anticipating.
Eden (Autmn 2023)* - 6.5/10Stunning, high energy, insanely tight. Only marked down due to my first experience of the deflated 30-minute curse - arrived on time, she came in and shed back in a minute but disappeared for 9 minutes and all i could hear was her chatting and giggling to the other girls, time wasn’t added back . Left a bad taste in my mouth. One clean session and she’d be much higher.
Rebecca (Autumn 2023)* — 7/10Hot af, smoking curvy body, and a great session overall. Score takes a hit due to service retraction (OWO/DFK not given), which I never really understood given it was listed and given to others. She mentioned how it wouldn't be healthy for either of us.
Tanya x2 (Summer 2023) - 9.5/10
Criminally under-reviewed. Only saw her twice and I think she was only around for a month. Gorgeous, personal, and somehow made me feel like I was actually her man haha. She did have a flat ass which was the only negative .. but she had bolt-ons on a tiny frame, so no real complaints. Still no problem.
Morgan (Winter 2022)* - 6.5/10Great service and effort, just wasn’t fully attracted and she felt kinda loose
Kat (Summer 2022) - 7.5/10
Really sweet, gym body, slight language barrier if I remember right, but I was satisfied.
Chloe (Summer 2022)* - 2/10Heavily disappointed. Advertised late 30s, looked older in person, later admitted mid-40s. Body didn’t match photos, service was bad, and seeing her return later with the same listed age was wild.
Nicol Loveee (Spring 2022) - 8/10
Limited English, but body straight out of a porno (which she has done). Went independent not long after and her rates jumped to 250 for half hr, so I’m glad I caught her when I did here at £80.
Sarah (Spring 2022, my introduction to HoD) - 8.5/10
Proper MILF, very good looking, and showed me what sex with a strong, dominant older woman feels like; ironic given what she went on to open not long after. (Mistress Eloise at House of Worship)
Final context
Rebecca and Eden would be 8.5+ if their issues were one-off blips. Morgan and Julia gave good service but I just wasn’t fully attracted. Chloe was just bad. And while I would love to put Azalia in the same “maybe a blip” category as Rebecca and Eden, but I think that's just her approach to this service so I doubt it.
Left to still see from HOD or MKE (Asia, Jasmine and Charlotte, Elizabeth)
