Fur coat, no knickers....

[scutty brown]

In one of my favourite pubs last night and a couple walked in and sat down on a table close to me.
He was a bloke in his 60's. Looked like a cross between a leering Benny Hill and Harry Enfield, especially given his flasher mac...
She was a precocious teenager, trying to dominate the conversation in a demanding attention-seeking fashion despite not knowing a thing about what she was trying to discuss.
I guess she looked around 18-20, 5'8" tall, size 10. Wearing ankle length mink coat, figure hugging microdress which was more of a pelmet and only marginally covered her crutch - which was bare. Another woman walked in, saw her and observed, "Hi, no knickers again then"....and it was true - no knickers, I had a perfect view.
Anyway, she went off to go to the loo, I chatted to the bloke and realised she was his daughter. Aged 15.
Talk about jailbait....really looked like a pimp and his girl. Fuck knows what was in the fathers head

[PilotMan]

Being her father was his cover story 

[DastardlyDick]

Probably no longer with her mum and this was paternal visit, so he has no way over what she wears. 

[Colston36]

In one of my favourite pubs last night and a couple walked in and sat down on a table close to me.
He was a bloke in his 60's. Looked like a cross between a leering Benny Hill and Harry Enfield, especially given his flasher mac...
She was a precocious teenager, trying to dominate the conversation in a demanding attention-seeking fashion despite not knowing a thing about what she was trying to discuss.
I guess she looked around 18-20, 5'8" tall, size 10. Wearing ankle length mink coat, figure hugging microdress which was more of a pelmet and only marginally covered her crutch - which was bare. Another woman walked in, saw her and observed, "Hi, no knickers again then"....and it was true - no knickers, I had a perfect view.
Anyway, she went off to go to the loo, I chatted to the bloke and realised she was his daughter. Aged 15.
Talk about jailbait....really looked like a pimp and his girl. Fuck knows what was in the fathers head

Just so you know, a mink coat costs £2 - £5,000

[scutty brown]

Just so you know, a mink coat costs £2 - £5,000

I suspect this one came  from a charity shop

[PilotMan]

Just so you know, a mink coat costs £2 - £5,000

Also, real Mink, is definitely not PC these days.

[scouting]

Also, real Mink, is definitely not PC these days.

But flashing your twat is 

[PilotMan]

But flashing your twat is 

All the rage with Gen Z 

[threechilliman]

But flashing your twat is 

Fine for me, no problem at all.

[Keema]

It was only last year that innocent me realised that it wasn't necessarily the case that she had spent so much on a fur coat that she didn't have money for knickers.

[mr.bluesky]

Just so you know, a mink coat costs £2 - £5,000

It was probably fake.

[Stevelondon]

Ah you can’t beat class 🤷🏼


It’s probably me being a grandad. But I think there is something incredibly sad about really young girls who dress so provocatively it becomes trash and so unsexy.
Like I said it’s probably just me and some blokes will think the opposite.

It’s funny cos my two daughter in laws are real head turners and there are times I’ve been out with either of them, drink, dinner etc.
I quite like the looks.
“Who’s that old fart with that stunner” 

[Stevelondon]

😀.    Just poured myself an 18 year old Tullibardine……… a little woody.

BUT WHAT THE HELL……….. What a performance from the lads second half.
That Osula goal………….. my neighbours must have thought what all the screaming was about……… and they live miles away 

[PilotMan]

😀.    Just poured myself an 18 year old Tullibardine……… a little woody.

BUT WHAT THE HELL……….. What a performance from the lads second half.
That Osula goal………….. my neighbours must have thought what all the screaming was about……… and they live miles away 

Totally lost me with all of that 

Do they wear fur coats?

[Stevelondon]

Totally lost me with all of that 

Do they wear fur coats?

       Completely the wrong thread 😂😂.   Must be stronger whisky than I thought 😂

[scutty brown]

     Completely the wrong thread 😂😂.   Must be stronger whisky than I thought 😂

So it's not about an 18 year old Scots girl who gave you a woodie?

[Stevelondon]

So it's not about an 18 year old Scots girl who gave you a woodie?

I can dream 

Or should that be dram 😂

[DastardlyDick]

But flashing your twat is 

Nothing wrong with beaver 

[Punterperson1971]

Totally lost me with all of that 

Do they wear fur coats?

And no knickers

[scutty brown]

Nothing wrong with beaver 

Not beaver, definitely mink. You can tell by the texture

[Kingfisher69]

I chatted to the bloke and realised she was his daughter. Aged 15.
Talk about jailbait....really looked like a pimp and his girl. Fuck knows what was in the fathers head

Are you sure he didn't say sugardaddy?