TOFTT - HARD AVOID - Total Fucking DisasterExternal Link/Members Only Saw her ad pushing heavy dom/pegging services – WS, strap-on, full fisting – messaged her, she said “yes yes” to the lot. Booked a week ahead, confirmed the day before, confirmed again the morning of. Comms were dogshit the whole time – kept forcing everything onto WhatsApp like some paranoid crackhead.
Spent the morning properly prepping my ass as requested. One hour before the punt, she ghosts, then suddenly “car puncture, need postpone”. I say fine, push it back an hour. Just as I’m walking out the door, she tries to fully cancel – “at doctor, left strap in car”. I basically tell her to stop fucking about and just do the booking. She sulks, sends me some long ass message and I’m like “bitch, I don’t want a conversation about how your dog ate your homework, we doing this or not?” and says “ok come”.
Rock up to the postcode, sit there like a prick for 15 minutes while she sends endless rambling bullshit on WhatsApp. Finally lets me in.
She opens the door and it’s a total bait-and-switch: mid-50s at least (20yrs older than advertised), fat as fuck, looks nothing like the pics, and her English is barely comprehensible. First thing out of her mouth: “You take drugs? E? Speed?” I’m standing there with my cock out already, telling her no, just peg me like we agreed. She’s clueless.
Bends me over, grabs a bottle of fancy olive oil from the kitchen and just dumps it straight on my asshole – no poppers, no proper lube, just fucking cooking oil. Whatever, I roll with it. Tries some half-arsed fisting – painful, sloppy, and she clearly has no idea what she’s doing.
Then she starts babbling some next-level psycho shit about buying rats, freezing them, and shoving them up my ass. Mood instantly dead – that’s some serial-killer territory right there.
Ask for the agreed watersports. We shuffle to the bathroom, she stands there looking blank like she’s never pissed on anyone in her life. I’ve had enough – tell her to forget it, throw my clothes on and jog.
Full £170 handed over for a supposed hour; I was in there barely 30 minutes. On the way out she has the cheek to ask if I want a quick handjob and offers half-price next time. Yeah, love, there won’t be a next time.
Complete waste of time and money. Flaky, lying, incompetent, and straight-up creepy. If you want proper pegging/dom, steer well clear – this one’s a nightmare. TOFTT so you don’t have to. Save your cash and your sanity.
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