30 mins, £40 + £40
Feeling horny so went hunting for a nearby massage. Walked past a few parlours with the usual bulky Romanian door girls and took a chance on this one.
Eastern European woman, late 40s, stocky build. Originally quoted £50 for hr, but after a bit of grumbling I got her down to £40. She went straight into a very rushed, mechanical hand relief (no skill, just get-it-over-with vibes). Cleanup was lazy, one dry tissue and done. Then back to the “massage” which was absolute garbage, way too much baby oil slathered on even after I told her to go easy. Out the door bang on 30 minutes.
Total waste of time and money. Wouldn’t go back and wouldn’t recommend.
