Author Topic: The Massage Company - Canning Town (legit)  (Read 3047 times)

Offline puntingking

I booked a massage for 50 minutes at the massage Company place in Canning Town during the summer months.
I was in two minds whether or not to put a review up as nothing remotely sensual or sexual occurred.

The price for a deep tissue massage was at the introductory price of £59.95 for 50 minutes.

I arrived and entered the massage shop which sits directly next to a dental clinic named "banning dental".
I was the first customer of the day. I requested a female therapist when booking the massage. They give you a choice when booking. They ask you whether you would prefer a male or female to massage you. Of course I would choose a female.

Once I am in, welcomed in by a nice young man at the reception desk.
Soothing and soft music playing in the background while I wait to be seen.
I filled out a form that basically is a health form with areas to mention that I would like more focus on.
I chose the thighs as they are near my genitals  :D

I welcomed in by this mixed race tall woman who had lovely long black hair.
She seemed pleasant and spoke very professionally and with a soft English accent with a vaguely Indian accent coming through too. So maybe she is from or part from India.  :unknown:

She gave me the run down of the areas she would be working on today and if I had any aches or pains. She also went through the form with me to see what I had put down.

She left the room briefly and told me to unchanged but leave my underwear on.

She returned.
Started to work on my back with firm pressure, medium to hard strength.
Then worked on my top legs then bottom legs and so on.
She did not go anywhere near my genitals.   :(
She spent the longest amount of time on my back.
She moved the towel around the areas so that the areas that was not getting worked on at the time would be covered, then she would only leave the areas being worked on uncovered.

I could tell nothing sexual or sensual would going to happen here.
It is pretty obvious anyway before you book an appointment as the booking process is the obvious sign that nothing sexual would indeed happen.  :(

There was no "turn over". I stayed fully on my front which allowed her access to my back, back of legs, back of arms.

Then the massage drew to a close.

I left the place feeling relaxed but you just cant beat a nice relaxing massage with a sexual element atleast towards the end.

I don't think I would return to any massage place that does not provide something a little extra during or after the massage.  :hi:





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It is a neutral for me, even though the massage was good and is positive, I seemed to leave with a feeling of wanting something more such as a sexual release. More so as the woman who gave me the message was fairly pretty.  :)
I think ordinary massage like this is more suited to women. I think anyway.  :rolleyes:
Or it could be that I am just a horny fucker  :D

I am glad I went though, well sort of glad I went. I won't be returning.  :hi:
« Last Edit: November 03, 2025, 03:27:15 pm by puntingking »

Offline Venkman

Lol. What you expect, this a legit place, a franchise with a lot of locations no chance of extras here.

. I did the same but took advantage of the £39 intro offer for 50 min massage..was a good sports massage I recieved.

Offline puntingking

Lol. What you expect, this a legit place, a franchise with a lot of locations no chance of extras here.

. I did the same but took advantage of the £39 intro offer for 50 min massage..was a good sports massage I recieved.

I agree, I was being too optimistic with this.  :D

I'm glad you enjoyed the sports massage that you received.   :)

Offline puntingking

Even though I said this......

I won't be returning.  :hi:

and then what you said....
took advantage of the £39 intro offer for 50 min massaget..was a good sports massage I recieved.

I too, wanted to take advantage of the black friday offer here....
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So, I will be back again at this place in a few weeks time  :music:


Offline Wayfarer

I did the same but took advantage of the £39 intro offer for 50 min massage..was a good sports massage I recieved.

I too, wanted to take advantage of the black friday offer here....
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I was actually looking for a legit massage in the area. Sometimes I just want to have a normal massage without fighting with the masseuse ripping my under pants off to perform credit card swipes if my arse crack. I have found this with the Thai places which are ubiquitous and easy to find. The Thai masseuses get annoyed when you say you do not want extra services since they are after the money.

£39.95 for 50 minutes massage is a decent deal considering the normal prices for 50 minutes is £119.95 unless doing the introductory offer for £59.95.


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I was actually looking for a legit massage in the area. Sometimes I just want to have a normal massage without fighting with the masseuse ripping my under pants off to perform credit card swipes if my arse crack. I have found this with the Thai places which are ubiquitous and easy to find. The Thai masseuses get annoyed when you say you do not want extra services since they are after the money.

£39.95 for 50 minutes massage is a decent deal considering the normal prices for 50 minutes is £119.95 unless doing the introductory offer for £59.95.

That's some crack you must have if they're all gagging to get in it and demand you buy extras. Perhaps you're just luckily picking the seedier Thai joints?  There are plenty of legit places and ones where they don't hassle you if you decline, then again I'm probably not blessed with your kind of arse, although the girls do comment on its tone and my soft skin at which point I'm more likely game on unless they ask stupid money  :wacko:

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That's some crack you must have if they're all gagging to get in it and demand you buy extras. Perhaps you're just luckily picking the seedier Thai joints?  There are plenty of legit places and ones where they don't hassle you if you decline, then again I'm probably not blessed with your kind of arse, although the girls do comment on its tone and my soft skin at which point I'm more likely game on unless they ask stupid money  :wacko:
Well, I must admit I had a few ladies rim my arsehole. I bet your arse is a sight to behold as well. :cool:

Ok, admittedly, sometimes you can pick the legit joints from the ones offering happy endings or a bit more. But sometimes I do just want a massage only and the legit joints are not as common or with the extended opening hours like the Thai shops offering extras.

Also they can be expensive. Which is why I bought the voucher for the Canning Town Massage Company for a 50 minute massage for £39.95 since that is much cheaper than £70 for a one hour massage I get from the Thai places.

Yes, there have been occasions when I have declined extras during a massage that the lady gets snotty.


Just one topic, there is thread about Jeremy Vine discussing how legit Thai massage shops get asked for extras since there is an association with Thai massage places with extras being offered.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=443718.0

Section on R2 today all about Thai massage joints who are sick of customers phoning up asking for sex or happy endings. To be honest, discussed some pretty poor behaviour of blokes threatening masseuses if they refused and ladies being harassed when working in a legit place  :thumbsdown: Made this site seem even more useful as most legit places are sussed out quickly and stated to be as such for other members.

Was amusing hearing Vine respond to a Thai lady who kept mentioning happy endings though  :D

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Just one topic, there is thread about Jeremy Vine discussing how legit Thai massage shops get asked for extras since there is an association with Thai massage places with extras being offered.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=443718.0

I am going to read the discussion on here and also listen to the Jeremy vine piece of him discussing Thai Massage shops.  :hi:

Offline Venkman

Well, I must admit I had a few ladies rim my arsehole. I bet your arse is a sight to behold as well. :cool:

Ok, admittedly, sometimes you can pick the legit joints from the ones offering happy endings or a bit more. But sometimes I do just want a massage only and the legit joints are not as common or with the extended opening hours like the Thai shops offering extras.

Also they can be expensive. Which is why I bought the voucher for the Canning Town Massage Company for a 50 minute massage for £39.95 since that is much cheaper than £70 for a one hour massage I get from the Thai places.

Yes, there have been occasions when I have declined extras during a massage that the lady gets snotty.



Just one topic, there is thread about Jeremy Vine discussing how legit Thai massage shops get asked for extras since there is an association with Thai massage places with extras being offered.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=443718.0

I've signed up to wellhub via work and took advantage of the 2-week free trial of the diamond package, which is normally £250 a month . That gave me access to multiple gyms and some spa and massage places. Was basically getting 30 minute massages every day by attractive women . One of the places I visited External Link/Members Only has multiple branches so part of the diamond offer is 2 free 30-minute massages per month for each branch  :D :D. I pretty much visited all branches. I've actually settled on the bronze package for £36 per month, so I get gym access i need plus 2 free 30 minute massages which is a bloody steal with option to upgrade the 30 minute to 60 minute for an extra £26 should i wish. If you got wellhub access via work take advantage of that two week free trial

Offline Venkman

I was actually looking for a legit massage in the area. Sometimes I just want to have a normal massage without fighting with the masseuse ripping my under pants off to perform credit card swipes if my arse crack. I have found this with the Thai places which are ubiquitous and easy to find. The Thai masseuses get annoyed when you say you do not want extra services since they are after the money.

£39.95 for 50 minutes massage is a decent deal considering the normal prices for 50 minutes is £119.95 unless doing the introductory offer for £59.95.

Excellent the deal back on, if I didn't already have my well hub massage would have gone for this  :thumbsup: