Author Topic: Alice Volkov - Hammersmith  (Read 13023 times)


23 review(s) for Alice Volkov (17 positive, 1 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by PilotMan]

Offline Lou2019

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And as i have said, i have met her twice. she is not underage and she is not being coerced, trafficked. clearly i wouldn't be seeing her if I thought that.

And you know that because ???
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Calling us a "wrong un" for thinking that everything is fine here is abit strong.

I only use that term for the worse people around.  :unknown:

It’s very sweet that you are supporting your friend
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Offline patelprat

And you know that because ???

See my earlier reply. Like I said, if you think there's a problem, please take it up with the relevant folk.



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See my earlier reply. Like I said, if you think there's a problem, please take it up with the relevant folk.

I have, if I was you, I’d be concerned that my number is on her phone
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I have, if I was you, I’d be concerned that my number is on her phone

Why should I be concerned? You are entitled to follow up if you genuinely think something is not right.

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Why should I be concerned? You are entitled to follow up if you genuinely think something is not right.

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I’ve said my piece I’ve nothing more to add
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Why should I be concerned? You are entitled to follow up if you genuinely think something is not right.

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I’ve said my piece I’ve nothing more to add
Put each other on ignore and stop this petty childish back and forth bickering. Stop responding to anything each of you post.

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Put each other on ignore

Done. First time I have used the ignore list.

« Last Edit: October 25, 2025, 12:16:16 am by patelprat »

Offline Mstar86

I have, if I was you, I’d be concerned that my number is on her phone

Once it’s all proven and sorted, can you please update the thread?

I ask because I think a valuable lesson could be learned here if what you’re alluding to is true.

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Once it’s all proven and sorted, can you please update the thread?

I ask because I think a valuable lesson could be learned here if what you’re alluding to is true.

I won’t be posting any further
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I gave OP a "like" for this review  :hi:

Offline riker

Great review, patelprat, she definitely looks like an 18 yr+ woman, ignore the guys who like shagging grannies.

I would go see her but I prefer a smaller derriere than the current trend of big asses.

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She’s been warned and temp banned enough times now and still can’t help herself  :dash:
No more

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Good riddance.

Not my call, but truth to tell I was always baffled as to why she was tolerated/allowed here - all she seemed to do was to give abuse to punters, and as far as I am aware, she hasn’t escorted in quite some time, so not even an SP anymore.  IMO, she was just a mouthy ex-provider who liked to shit-stir, cause controversy and give bad attitude to punters.  Fairly sure she won’t be missed by the majority here, certainly not by me.

Offline puntingking

she's not in Brazil  :thumbsup:

How can I book as her number is not showing? it been the same for the past few days now  :unknown:

Thanks  :hi:

I am really keen in seeing her  :D

Offline patelprat

Her AW profile hasn't been set up properly, but she is on Kommons under Earl's Court.

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« Last Edit: October 26, 2025, 08:51:27 pm by patelprat »

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her aw profile has now been deleted  :hi:

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her aw profile has now been deleted  :hi:

lol maybe got sick of paying, who knows :lol: :lol: Hopefully still on Kommons.

« Last Edit: October 30, 2025, 02:38:07 pm by patelprat »

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her aw profile has now been deleted  :hi:

It was already down when @R.onee2o2IV put his review up on 27th

Offline R.onee2o2IV

It was already down when @R.onee2o2IV put his review up on 27th

Her profile was still up,cause I left a bit of feedback on it after we met.

I think she’s still using that same kommons number.

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her aw profile has now been deleted  :hi:

Profile for flatmate Victoria has also gone....

Offline webpunter

Alice, Alice where the **** is Alice
Well actually ⬇️

She's quite a cutie
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Lurve the Daisy Dukes she just needs to get some cowboy boots
Great chebs

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Offline puntingking

Alice, Alice where the **** is Alice
Well actually ⬇️

She's quite a cutie
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Lurve the Daisy Dukes she just needs to get some cowboy boots
Great chebs

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She looks a real stunner

I hope I will still get to see her soon  :hi:

Offline puntingking

Her profile was still up,cause I left a bit of feedback on it after we met.

I think she’s still using that same kommons number.

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Offline webpunter

She looks a real stunner

I hope I will still get to see her soon  :hi:

The same mobile is on SH

Offline karoo

so regret to report that this couple (Alice and her friend) are still poor at scheduling - got cancelled 5 min before the appointment time when I was 100m away. I think I'll give it a skip, this is too much trouble.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2025, 12:35:26 pm by karoo »

Offline Prince

so regret to report that this couple (Alice and her friend) are still poor at scheduling - got cancelled 5 min before the appointment time when I was 100m away. I think I'll give it a skip, this is too much trouble.

Oh really. Did this happen today? I was going to book Victoria again.
Where you booking Alice?

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Offline patelprat

so regret to report that this couple (Alice and her friend) are still poor at scheduling - got cancelled 5 min before the appointment time when I was 100m away. I think I'll give it a skip, this is too much trouble.

such a shame. When i first saw Alice, she was new and not that busy, but she must be getting a lot of booking requests now. Agent needs to get more organised.

Did you get a reason for the cancel? that's just unacceptable.

« Last Edit: October 31, 2025, 03:31:06 pm by patelprat »

Offline Illuminated4000

Uh oh…oh no. Surely they could’ve given you a slot not long after your original time!? Especially being so close. What a shame. I’m sorry man.

A sad lapse back into the previous pattern by the sounds of things.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2025, 03:33:59 pm by Illuminated4000 »

Offline MLawro93

so regret to report that this couple (Alice and her friend) are still poor at scheduling - got cancelled 5 min before the appointment time when I was 100m away. I think I'll give it a skip, this is too much trouble.

Basically no notice at that point. Worth reviewing, assuming she hasn't offered anything in return to make it up to you and hasn't followed through by a specific date (down to you that).

Things do happen outside of their control, but typically, they should let you know! If they don't, then instant negative.

Offline karoo

Oh really. Did this happen today? I was going to book Victoria again.
Where you booking Alice?

P

Happened this week. Yes, was booking Alice, don’t fancy Victoria.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2025, 04:29:56 pm by karoo »

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such a shame. When i first saw Alice, she was new and not that busy, but she must be getting a lot of booking requests now. Agent needs to get more organised.

Did you get a reason for the cancel? that's just unacceptable.

It was personal and not very realistic considering that I was informed 5 min before. Was also offered her flatmate, so I just suspect double booking tbh. I well believe that Alice could be great, but this is just too much messing about.

Offline R.onee2o2IV

so regret to report that this couple (Alice and her friend) are still poor at scheduling - got cancelled 5 min before the appointment time when I was 100m away. I think I'll give it a skip, this is too much trouble.

Had a similar thing,a last-minute cancellation with Victoria,Alice’s flatmate but the agent was sound and I ask for Alice and was lucky as she was available and sorted her for me straight away.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2025, 04:35:13 pm by R.onee2o2IV »

Offline Prince

I tried to book Victoria last week but was told she had the flu and was taking a few days off.

I'll see her this weekend. Maybe for a threesome with Alice.

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Offline MLawro93

It was personal and not very realistic considering that I was informed 5 min before. Was also offered her flatmate, so I just suspect double booking tbh. I well believe that Alice could be great, but this is just too much messing about.

Definitely worth reviewing. Given that its a risk with this group, gives punters a fair warning that this can happen to them.

Offline MaxVerstappen

She looks barely legal, is she trafficked??? Concerning  :thumbsdown:

 :lol: Someone’s in a bad mood, What’s the matter was your local KFC closed or something?

@ OP - This is an outstanding review mate. She sounds like fun and looks stunning. I will be over in London this weekend and it’s either this girl or Petite Viki. Will see how it goes.

Thank you for the review.

Offline puntingking

  Someone’s in a bad mood, What’s the matter was your local KFC closed or something?



she is banned anyway. It is best to not dwell on what she said on this thread.  :hi:

Offline patelprat

:lol: Someone’s in a bad mood, What’s the matter was your local KFC closed or something?

@ OP - This is an outstanding review mate. She sounds like fun and looks stunning. I will be over in London this weekend and it’s either this girl or Petite Viki. Will see how it goes.

Thank you for the review.

NP. Both good options. Who you should go for depends on what sort of things you value most in punt.

« Last Edit: November 14, 2025, 09:52:18 pm by patelprat »

Offline MaxVerstappen

Tbh I like it simple. Wham bham thank you mam - in other words, I want a FAF girl(short, petite size 4-6) who doesn’t mind a few position and getting pounded hard for at least a good few minutes or so :lol: I’m not too fussed about kissing, RO, GFE etc. I will leave the long pornstar fuck sessions and whatnot to punters like yourself  ;) Basically I just want a hottie to blow my load in. I much prefer pump and dumps, but I don’t mind splashing out for 30 minutes if they don’t offer quickies.

I will be a lot closer to Viki regarding my location, but getting to Alice wouldn’t be a problem either. Just more time consuming and have to be aware of her last minute cancellations as well as mentioned in some of her reviews.
 
I’m leaning towards Viki myself, but I can’t see her face. Alice is looking mighty fine. Which do you prefer looks wise? If you had to pick one.

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Tbh I like it simple. Wham bham thank you mam - in other words, I want a FAF girl(short, petite size 4-6) who doesn’t mind a few position and getting pounded hard for at least a good few minutes or so :lol: I’m not too fussed about kissing, RO, GFE etc. I will leave the long pornstar fuck sessions and whatnot to punters like yourself  ;) Basically I just want a hottie to blow my load in. I much prefer pump and dumps, but I don’t mind splashing out for 30 minutes if they don’t offer quickies.

I will be a lot closer to Viki regarding my location, but getting to Alice wouldn’t be a problem either. Just more time consuming and have to be aware of her last minute cancellations as well as mentioned in some of her reviews.
 
I’m leaning towards Viki myself, but I can’t see her face. Alice is looking mighty fine. Which do you prefer looks wise? If you had to pick one.

Always subjective. I'll not pick one over the other in terms of looks, as honestly it won't mean much to you, as we all go for different things.
Alice has that very slight central asian look about her, Viki is traditional EE look. Yes shame you can't see Viki's face, but she is pretty. You can get an indication from her reviews. Both girls are super attractive IMHO.

Viki is shorter, more petite. Both have great natural boobs.

Alice does more than Viki in terms of services, and will be more full-on with you. I think you will be able to pound her a bit more than Viki, but Viki can still take a good fucking, several positions.
Viki is known more for FK than DFK, a lighter style of GFE (still very nice), whereas Alice will DFK your face off.
Viki speaks great English and you can have some very good banter with her. Unfortunately Alice you need a translator unless you are lucky enough to speak Portuguese. But if you persevere with google translate, you can have a nice chat with Alice, as I did.

Viki cheaper for the same services (£100 for 30 mins with FK and OWO).

Viki is independent and very reliable in terms of comms and bookings.

Alice is agency managed so you may have to deal with delays potentially (although for me it was fine), as the agency is clearly out to maximise bookings and things can overrun.

I hope I haven't made the choice even harder  :lol:

« Last Edit: November 14, 2025, 11:07:18 pm by patelprat »

Offline MaxVerstappen

I speak a bit of Spanish but not Portuguese so that’s not gonna help me lol. But the language barrier is not a problem if she is well into you as you said and I ain’t there to converse. Now I’m leaning towards Alice more, younger, no limits during sex and also the fact that half of London ain’t fucked her yet  :lol: (no disrespect meant to Viki of course, but she has been in the game far far longer. I like the innocence of a fresh prossie if that makes sense. More fun in a way less burnt out, well you know what I mean. But then again you said Viki is shorter and more petite. Also cheaper and hassle free bookings which is a major plus. Will see. Thank you for your feedback. Much appreciated.

Offline patelprat

I speak a bit of Spanish but not Portuguese so that’s not gonna help me lol. But the language barrier is not a problem if she is well into you as you said and I ain’t there to converse. Now I’m leaning towards Alice more, younger, no limits during sex and also the fact that half of London ain’t fucked her yet  :lol: (no disrespect meant to Viki of course, but she has been in the game far far longer. I like the innocence of a fresh prossie if that makes sense. More fun in a way less burnt out, well you know what I mean. But then again you said Viki is shorter and more petite. Also cheaper and hassle free bookings which is a major plus. Will see. Thank you for your feedback. Much appreciated.

Bear in mind as Viki controls her own schedule, she can pace herself and always try to be at her best. This has been/is her long-term job.

Unfortunately Alice has to take the bookings the agent throws her way, even if it means she's doing it non-
stop on some days. So I'd argue that there is higher chance of Alice getting burnt out than Viki on busy days, even though Viki has been an escort for longer. Especially as I think she leaves in Feb, so is out to make as much as possible in that time.

Yes, Alice is around 10 years younger, might have more energy in general, and as I said I think will probably be able to fuck at a higher pace for longer, assuming you catch her not too late in the day that she's not already too knackered from earlier bookings.

Either way, get in there as early as possible with a pre booking!

« Last Edit: November 15, 2025, 10:24:22 am by patelprat »

Offline MaxVerstappen

So I contacted Viki via whatspp at around 2:45pm to make a booking for around 4pm, but unfortunately radio silence. The message has been delivered, but it hangs on 2 grey ticks... shame. And Alice's location near Earl's court was just a bit too far away from me so I couldn't even be bothered to call her.

Offline patelprat

So I contacted Viki via whatspp at around 2:45pm to make a booking for around 4pm, but unfortunately radio silence. The message has been delivered, but it hangs on 2 grey ticks... shame. And Alice's location near Earl's court was just a bit too far away from me so I couldn't even be bothered to call her.

Ah bad luck mate, think Viki doesn't always work some weekend days.