Price -
£35 for half an hour. Location -
North Street, Romford. Thai Massage88, North Street, Romford
Essex RM1 1DA
TEL :01708745474
Link -
External Link/Members OnlyI preferred this place when they were under a previous owner years back but nevertheless I have been quite a few times since then.
The lady that saw to me this time was obviously
from Thailand. Mid to late 40s. Not attractive at all, in fact without sounding harsh I would go as far as to say she was fairly
ugly looking to me. Short and chubby (possibly
more fat than chubby)
Big breasts though. Edit : I think she was on the fat side which makes her breasts look bigger than they were. I can't comment on her breasts as I did not see them in the flesh as she stayed fully clothed obviously.
Black hair which comes from being from Thailand anyway.
The manager was behind the desk serving me before taking me into a room which was nothing to write home about. Functional room though but that is about it. Had a clock on the wall which I would think is for the lady to maybe keep an eye of the time.
She didn't need it though as she short changed me anyway by ten or so minutes.Started with some small talk then she saw to me with me laying completely naked. The massage itself was below par to what I come to expect from these places. Normally the massages I have at massage parlours have been either average or good massages but this time was way below average for me.
She seems to have no real skill in giving the massage, she also
seem abit tired but tried to not show it. She yawned a few times which gave it away. She avoided massaging my private parts till around the 15-18 minute mark. She turned me over and nudged the question with "anything else you would like today baby?". She did this while edging more closely to my private parts. I still was not getting turned on. I was not feeling it. She was not great in the looks department, or the service department come to mention it.
So I said "not today, thank you". I tried to be polite and to not really show my disappointment.
I left at 20 minutes or so. So I was short changed too by roughly ten minutes. On the way out I even saw a even fatter lady who works here.
Maybe this place is really going downhill.
It has
never been a brilliant place at the best of times but it used to be much better than it is now.
I expect more experiences at this place would edge way more to the negatives and the odd occasion you may scrape a positive with the most being in a neutral feeling territory.
There are way more better massage parlours in the area such as Velvet spa.
SummaryThe meeting took place recently (a few days ago)
Below par massage.
Not attractive in the slightness.
No sexual services such as Hand jobs, etc taken. I declined the offer of any "extras".
North street, Romford located.
The manager looked a little grumpy behind the desk.
This place has a low bar when it comes to employing ladies to work there as the last couple of times I have had a really shitty experience. Even if I went there for a proper legit non sexual massage type then the massage in itself is really poor.
This lady that I saw in this occasion has been working at this shop for little over 2 years apparently.
Her English was at a good level, it is a pity nothing else about her was at a good level.
Please note - I rushed typing up this review so as always ignore any spelling mistakes or poor English.
