Author Topic: Jade S2 - Swansea  (Read 1797 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 8003450) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline gowergold84

External Link/Members Only

I met Jade yesterday in Swansea city centre. I was a bit cautious as she is Brazilian, and my experience with Brazilians has been very hit and miss. I searched high and low for a review on UKP, even trying different aliases she may have used, but to no avail. In the end, the horn won over and I decided to go for it, particularly as her pictures looked quite hot, especially her tits.

Comms were all fine, messaged her around 1pm to arrange a punt that afternoon at 4pm.

Standard hiding behind the door fare when I arrived. Immediately knew this punt was going to be a disappointment as soon as I saw her face and we introduced ourselves. No smile or warmness coming from Jade. A hello and half baked smile was all she could muster. Should have walked at that point but decided to see it through to pop my load.

Big mistake. Punt itself was possibly the worst i've had, very mechanical. I laid down on the bed and tried to feel her tits, she kept backing away saying they were 'too sensitive'. She just stroked my body lightly and started tugging the old boy, but I was so annoyed at this point that there was no chance of him standing to attention. I let her suck for a bit but eventually I just called it a day and walked out. I was probably only there for 10 mins of a 30 min meet.

Also worth noting that Jade looks nothing like her pics - she is either not the girl in the photos, or they were taken a long time ago (she is quite a lot bigger round the waist than the photos suggest) or they are very heavily photoshopped.

Overall a huge disappointment. Last time I go with an un-reviewed Brazilian.


Offline def456


Offline FourSixEight

Thanks for the review, GG84! Thanks to your warnings, I have moved Jade from my hotlist to my Z-list. She has been in Kent, and has now moved to St Helen's. I love good Brazilians, but OTOH I have had more B&S from Brazilians than from any other nationality.