Found on Vivastreet about a month ago.
I found myself with permission for a night out with the lads on payday and thought I’d treat myself to some pampering.
I debated with myself if I should try and travel my fav place in Romford, Velvet Spa, or try something new. I went with the new option as the travel logistics of getting to Romford and then back to my mates in Tottenham Court roads was too much agro.
Found this place on vivastreet and checked back here for reviews but there wasn’t much to go on. So I took a chance.
Communication:
Via text message, very quick response. Very clearly told £50 for 30 minute massage with hand job. Told her the time I wanted and headed over.
Location:
Oxford Street London. Fairly discrete considering the high footfall. It’s actually located in a newsagents. Enter the shop and then go up the cheeky set of stairs. There’s the massage place plus a tattoo studio. Walked up to the first floor, chucked a left and walked in.
Absolute shithole. Tiny space with two rooms. It smelt like the typical, damp dingy wank shops you get so often. There was a shower but it looked like it was used to store a load of crap.
Girl:
As soon as I entered she said “30 minute massage £50 and hand job” did a little fist pump gesture. There was no subtly here.
It was dark so I didn’t pay much attention to looks, I’d say she was in her 40’s, wearing the typical tarty outfit, short skirt and shit leggings on, not the sexy type. She was caked in make up and barely any ass on her.
All the signs of a shit wank were there but I was too deep now.
The massage:
I had popped half a blue pill because it I thought why not, let’s get the most out of this.
I position myself face down and she starts to oil up and rub my back, within seconds she’s rubbing my back with one hand, pretty lacklustre to be honest, and rubbing my nuts with the other. I’ve raised myself up a bit to let her get full access at this point.
Now even though I had the pill not much was happening for the old boy down there. It was all a bit rushed for me. I wanted to be pampered and taken care of, I wanted a decent massage, a tease here and there, gentle whispers in my ear lol. But she just wanted to get straight to it.
I’m sure most would have been fine with this but that’s not the mood I was in.
Anyway she flips me over after a few minutes of mechanical nut rubbing and back rubbing. She pours more oil on me and starts to pump away. Tbh she has a great two handed technique. But she didn’t give me a chance to get fully hard and enjoy it. She was aiming for the pop shot as soon as possible. I watched her and she didn’t even have her eyes open.
I’m not asking for love in these situations but a little connection would be nice. Anyway, I asked her to slow down so we could enjoy it but she just kept going. Before I knew I blew my load and it was time to go. No warm down massage, no shower offered.
It was the opposite of what I wanted and needed. Left £50 lighter and full of regret. I’ll hold out for my usual place next time where I get looked after by girls who want to do everything to please.
