Author Topic: JadeR - Birmingham City Centre  (Read 920 times)


2 review(s) for JadeR (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Juankerr]

Offline Lund007

Link - External Link/Members Only

Price - £200 for 1 hour (refunded £60 later)

Location - Birmingham City Centre

Services - OWO (£30), DFK (£20)

Comms - fast enough replies via sms. Verification using WhatsApp video call to prove she’s real.

Venue - Apartment block in the city centre, was very upmarket.

The Meet - happened a few days ago

So I will keep this one brief. It’s the girl in the pics although a lot of filters have been applied.
She’s very slim in person and has rock hard silicone boobs. Maybe my fault but dick got better of me when I first saw and opted for the £200 option which included DFK and OWO. OWO was decent and French kiss was poor.

When we finally got going, the stench that came from down below was absolutely horrific. It’s the worst I have EVER experienced, it literally filled the air around me and almost made me puke  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:. I had to stop mid way and she asked me what was wrong. I told her the smell is horrible and I cannot continue. She refunded £60 of the money, fair play but honestly I didn’t care. To make matters worse she wouldn’t let me shower after! Luckily I had mates who live close by who I could visit and showered there and I also carry spare boxers with me :)

Not sure if it was an off day for her, but that level of hygiene has no excuses. Maybe she will be fully fresh for the next person, but I certainly would never return.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2025, 08:23:35 pm by Lund007 »

Offline shandingo

Feel like I dodged a bullet , never replied to my repeated texts seemed to have been blacklisted by her and Ayla (apparently they work out of the same flat) , even after I left a positive review she perhaps didn't like the little criticism of her teeth and saying she was a 6.5 I assume , also she said she doesn't like big dicks but mine is not crazy big nevertheless.  Never heard of a puke inducing stench though  :vomit: Removed, read the rules.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2025, 10:42:35 pm by daviemac »

Offline alabama1



The cause does not have to be that dramatic. Probably just BV
« Last Edit: November 02, 2025, 10:42:55 pm by daviemac »

Offline Lund007



Ayla was decent when I visited, left a positive. But you’ve certainly dodged a bullet with Jade, I’m not exaggerating regarding the stench, it was that bad  :vomit:
« Last Edit: November 02, 2025, 10:43:16 pm by daviemac »

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Sorry to hear that Lund007 thanks for the review  :hi:

She looks great but with all the extras for what I consider standard services it's unlikely that I'd ever see her. At least you didn't pay the extra for RO.

Hope you have a better one next time out.

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There's certain accusation that are not allowed on here and that goes for the numpties reposting them.

If anyone wants to comment on a post that is against the rules then edit the quote before posting, or don't quote it.

Offline KeefeD40

Thanks again for this review OP
She was next up for me as she's in london again apparently this week. Going to swerve. So thanks again.