Hangover punts

[MerlinGray]

Mods, genuine sorry if this has been done.

Question is chaps, do you get the urge to punt more after a skinful the night before? I do, hugely. Now, I am quite a boozy man to te point I have had to cut down as I have got older for the sake of my health, but I find I cannot beat a punt the lunchtime after a late night session.

Maybe metabolism - but I used to get this urge well before punting days, in my late teens, and it has continued for the decades since. I can sometimes be timid on a normal day ; but the day after six pints I am proper muck.

[big-al93]

FFS, what kind of rubbish are you drinking if you get a hangover from six pints?

At first I thought you must be southern, but no, going by your reviews you are northern, I've never heard a northern bloke describe six pints as a session. That's usually more, I'm not drinking tonight 

[MerlinGray]

OK you got me!!

But no one is as young as they were.

[shooter]

Mods, genuine sorry if this has been done.

Question is chaps, do you get the urge to punt more after a skinful the night before? I do, hugely. Now, I am quite a boozy man to te point I have had to cut down as I have got older for the sake of my health, but I find I cannot beat a punt the lunchtime after a late night session.

Maybe metabolism - but I used to get this urge well before punting days, in my late teens, and it has continued for the decades since. I can sometimes be timid on a normal day ; but the day after six pints I am proper muck.

I think this has been covered many times before. Its a well known male trait, the old Hangover Horn. Gets me every time, cant beat a 11AM outcall to the hotel to clear the head after a night on the booze 
 

[Blackpool Rock]

FFS, what kind of rubbish are you drinking if you get a hangover from six pints?

At first I thought you must be southern, but no, going by your reviews you are northern, I've never heard a northern bloke describe six pints as a session. That's usually more, I'm not drinking tonight 

There's nothing big bragging about being able to drink loads of alcohol and I like most people would have a hangover after 6 pints of Vodka   

[mrwhite]

I don't get the urge to punt with a hangover.

I have done it once and regretted it.  I'd been to a mates stag do in another part of the country, so as I was away I made the decision to punt somewhere I don't usually have the chance to visit and one of the babeshow TV girls was in that area. 

I made the booking before the stag do thinking I'd be OK, but about halfway through the meeting the day after the headache started and it really put me off - including having one of those weird momentary splitting headaches you get when you cum just to really ruin the moment.

[BrixtonBrewers]

Question is chaps, do you get the urge to punt more after a skinful the night before? I do, hugely. Now, I am quite a boozy man to te point I have had to cut down as I have got older for the sake of my health, but I find I cannot beat a punt the lunchtime after a late night session.

I'm totally with you on this.

I am also a fairly boozy man and have made quite a lot of bookings when hungover. I think it's the combination of still feeling slightly drunk and therefore a bit less risk averse/sensible but still being sober enough to have sex without erection issues that might come when pissed. I find it harder to finish on a hangover which can be a good thing depending on the circumstances.

[Munter84]

Head ache, dehydrated, sleep deprived, nauseous, full of regret, churning stomach, tongue like the bottom of a budgie's cage, too wary to trust a fart? I can't think of a LESS suitable state to be punting in.

Horses for courses though, I've heard some blokes wake up remarkably horny (and capable) after a skinful, which I can't relate to at all, but I'm slightly jealous.

[quatter11]

100% this. If I don't knock one out when I'm hungover before I get out of bed I'm like a dog with two dicks. Throw in hot weather when the streets are full of scantily clad women and it's a killer combo. Back in the days of Sandys, I was a regular visitor first thing Monday morning after a weekend on the lash.

[lewisjones23]

Used to go for a punt when hungover quite often

Now though hangovers hit me too hard, I'm crippled off them so the thought of punting is at the bottom of my priorities

[Herts_Outcaller]

No, I only punt about once a month now, and want to make sure I'm on top form in terms of my condition.

A few pints the night before might be fine, but not Majorly hung over.

[puntingking]

and they say alcohol is bad for sex drive 

[BrixtonBrewers]

Head ache, dehydrated, sleep deprived, nauseous, full of regret, churning stomach, tongue like the bottom of a budgie's cage, too wary to trust a fart? I can't think of a LESS suitable state to be punting in.

Just depends what symptoms you get, I never get headaches or churning stomach. One thing I make sure I do is brush my teeth several times and stay hydrated all day as among other things your breath will likely not be at its freshest.

[Tmor25]

I love going for a rub and tug on a hangover. Getting pampered when feeling sorry for oneself is a good cure.

[sparkus]

I love going for a rub and tug on a hangover. Getting pampered when feeling sorry for oneself is a good cure.

In my "youth" I did this all the time.  I did it more recently and immediately regretted it, if I'd hung on until the afternoon when WGs started work I could have a more penetrative experience and cheaper.

Most of the time I just bury my erection in the missus, but sometimes she refuses because I've shown up drunk hours before, am sweating or she's already left.

It is actually quite hard to find massage shops or SPs working "first thing" 

[Jujy78]

Only once I was in my mid 20s and went on a night out was proper drunk and nearly 4 in the morning and proper horney. Off I went to my local brothel which was open 24/7. My regular a Spanish lady called Maria was working at the time so result. I clearly remember doing her doggy as I was about to cum pulled the condom out and wanted cum on her back she quickly turned around and took it all in her hands. Was never sure why she did that as she used to let me cum anywhere over her body in previous visits. I can only think she didn't want to get any spunk on the bed.  Some pints and fucks you remember all your life she was definitely one of them.

[sparkus]

Only once I was in my mid 20s and went on a night out was proper drunk and nearly 4 in the morning and proper horney. Off I went to my local brothel which was open 24/7. My regular a Spanish lady called Maria was working at the time so result. I clearly remember doing her doggy as I was about to cum pulled the condom out and wanted cum on her back she quickly turned around and took it all in her hands. Was never sure why she did that as she used to let me cum anywhere over her body in previous visits. I can only think she didn't want to get any spunk on the bed.  Some pints and fucks you remember all your life she was definitely one of them.

Come to think of it, lost count of how many times I marched down to the local 24/7 sauna at 8am and picked one of the only two girls working just to empty myself and fell better.

[webpunter]

I love going for a rub and tug on a hangover. Getting pampered when feeling sorry for oneself is a good cure.

Pampered, quality
Moi aussi
The perfect way to help cure a serious medical condition
I usually end up going to the local chinese R&T
On the basis that easy to arrange not too far to get there, my organisational capabilities diminished so the easy route is the best route
30 mins does it & coz they usually dont speak much english there's limited convo ideal when my brain as well as balls are aching
Recently i've mentioned to the masseuse if its ok to end the fun stuff 5 mins early & have a brief head massage to finish up, very nice
For afters a few doors down the road there is an ace greasy spoon for some brunch strong cups of T read the red top papers they have
After tanks emptied & eats i feel much better

[webpunter]

Most of the time I just bury my erection in the missus, but sometimes she refuses because I've shown up drunk hours before, am sweating or she's already left.

 
If she's already left ideal giving you ample opportunity to line up a R&T

It is actually quite hard to find massage shops or SPs working "first thing" 

Serves you right for getting up early
An extra hour or two sleep in itself helps ease the hangover

Most shops open by 10 ish 11 latest

Noted more difficult to find SPs working early doors
& it seems like hard work & if they respond like they can do a session like 4 hours later you're thinking this is no use i need the tanks emptied way b4 that 

I had a semi reg a few years ago who was 15 mins or so drive
British milfy great rack 60 the half hour & skilled knob handling OTW action
Never seemed that busy so easy to book especially late morning
I knew her well enough to mention that a HH cure desperately needed, please
& she duly obliged
Then she moved 45 mins+ drive  & i CBA to make the trip 

[webpunter]

In my "youth" I did this all the time.  I did it more recently and immediately regretted it, if I'd hung on until the afternoon when WGs started work I could have a more penetrative experience and cheaper.

WGs far too much effort when in a fragile state

[mrwhite]

WGs far too much effort when in a fragile state

Yep, the hangover I've had today, I'd struggle not to barf if I had to do anything mildly strenuous.

[webpunter]

Yep, the hangover I've had today, I'd struggle not to barf if I had to do anything mildly strenuous.

 

[BrixtonBrewers]

I'm hungover now and suddenly tempted to make another booking despite three in the last 2 days already haha.

[sparkus]

Back when I was younger it wasn't unknown for me to go for a punt drunk in the evening, have a good time/click and then return the very next day to repeat the feat.

[JonasG]

I'd say over 50% of my punts have been hungover lol.

[webpunter]

I had an emergency R&T today after attending Rugby HQ yesterday
A banging headache only one thing for it
The Aussies are a right laarf  as opposed to the heads up their arses kiwis