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When: Sept 2025
Booking & Comms: I tried to call but got no answer, so everything was done by WhatsApp. Bookings are handled by a maid. You get a standard template message with a list of services and prices along with the Postcode. Initially I got fast responses, but they are just generic responses, specific questions about her service are ignored.
This is the template message.
Service include, massage, sex with condon(😆), oral with condon
Price 1 hour £130 2 x cum / 30 min £80 1 x cum
Extra Services
Oral without condom £30
69 £30
FK £40Location: New Providence – Blackwall E14
There’s minimal on street paid parking around there. Blackwall DLR is probably a 10 minute walk.
The Girl:There is a post on here saying that the photo’s belong to an Instagram model. Yes they do, and it is her. She is 100% the girl in the photo’s.
BUT, those Instagram pictures and her profile pictures are heavily filtered, she’s nowhere near as attractive F2F. In fact, I didn’t fancy her at all.
The Fee £80 for 30 minutes + Extras – this is where it went wrong.
The Punt - or rather failure to puntI originally I tried to book her two days in advance, which she (the maid) agreed. When I tried to confirm on the day, I got an immediate response with the same template message, and no further responses. So I punted a different girl. So I punted a different girl. On the day I punted her, I booked less than one hour in advance. This is pretty much how I have found these type of set ups work with the handlers / maid. They just organise a stream of imminent punters, first come first serve.
At the location once I got into the apartment block I was kept waiting in the corridor for a few minutes. I could hear crockery being shifted, so I reckon they had just finished eating.
The girl opens the door, I immediately know she’s not the girl in the pictures, but she’s pretty and cute, cheerful and playful, wearing a skimpy crop top and shorts. I’ll stay. However, she says you’ve come to see my friend Bella, who then walks out of the bedroom and greets me; I was disappointed.
Bella was dressed in a baggy track suit top and bottoms, slippers, zero make up, no attempt at presentation. Anyone looking at her pictures will think she is really hot, but they are heavily filtered, combined with her complete lack of presentation and sour face, I just don’t fancy her, I preferred the other girl.
The little man takes over and tells me to muster up the will power to fuck her.
We go in to the bedroom, she asks if I want “extras”? I say that I want Oral Without. She knows the word “extras”, but speaks little to no other English. Then she says “twenty minutes” and shows me the total cost on the calculator on her phone - it’s £180. I say thirty minutes, she doesn’t seem to understand and keeps saying ”twenty minutes”. I show her 30 on my phone and pronounce the word “thirty” clearly. Then I show her 20 on my phone and pronounce the word “twenty” clearly. This goes back and forth several times, until she understands and realises HER mistake. I make a mental note to myself - learn to count in Portuguese.
The whole time I’m being very patient and trying not to let this misunderstanding become an issue. However, we are doing everything on Google Translate and her calculator, we’re just going around in circles. I bring up the template message and point to what I want – “30 minutes £80 1 x Cum” + “£30 oral without Condon”.
She talks into her phone Google translate and says that OWO is £40 and her assistant has made a mistake and she will change it thereafter. I tell her that it’s only fair that she should charge me £30 as per the message. Then I get another google translate message saying “it’s my body, it’s my decision, I have to decide what is right for me, blah, blah.”
By this point I’ve had enough, and I don’t fancy her anyway, I fancy her even less now. I take this as an opportunity to bail and tell her that I’m leaving; that’s what I do. As I leave the other girl is in the hallway with a shocked look on her face, they converse in Portuguese as I exit.
Would I return / VerdictIt would only be as a plan C, but only if I was certain that she would make an effort in her presentation. However, I don’t think she’ll be pleased if I turn up.
As for the other girl, I couldn’t find her profile on AW or VS, but I would definitely give her a go.
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