Author Topic: Lissa, House of Divine - Victoria  (Read 869 times)

Offline BrixtonBrewers

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I paid £90 for 30 minutes.

She has a great figure but her boobs are not natural despite what it says on her MKE profile. To be fair they are still nice and the surgeon must have done a good job but it always bothers me when they claim they're natural and it turns out to be a lie. Also, she must be 40 at absolute minimum rather than 32 like her profiles say. She still has a great body though and her photo's are accurate.

Services were good, I really enjoyed the BJ and she is good at riding. She was happy to kiss. There was a bit of dirty talk which I found to be a bit off putting as I know it's fake, some guys probably enjoy that sort of thing but it's not good for me unless I find it believeable.

She's friendly and nothing was particularly bad about the booking but I was put off from the start from the false information on the profile so I couldn't enjoy it as much as I would've otherwise if I'd had different expectations going in. I booked this very spontaneously on the day without much research and I realise I could've found out about the fake age and implants if I'd read reviews on here first  :dash:
« Last Edit: October 11, 2025, 08:46:39 am by BrixtonBrewers »

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Gotta say, her boobs look like bolt-ons in the pictures on her HOD profile.  Altough, as you say, the Doc did  good job!  But there are no front on pictures on her MK profile...I wonder why?

Offline BrixtonBrewers

Gotta say, her boobs look like bolt-ons in the pictures on her HOD profile.  Altough, as you say, the Doc did  good job!  But there are no front on pictures on her MK profile...I wonder why?

Yeah the shower one amongst others is really obvious. I think I'd been looking at the MKE photo's before. I made the decision to go on a whim not long before they closed, it was only £90 though and very easy for me to get to Victoria, I would put more effort in to researching when seeing someone new usually.

In person the implants are actually much better than they look in the HOD photo's, they're much softer than they look there. Maybe those photo's are a lot older and the implants have had time to settle since? The MK profile photo's look more recent and are bang on.

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Gotta say, her boobs look like bolt-ons in the pictures on her HOD profile.  Altough, as you say, the Doc did  good job!  But there are no front on pictures on her MK profile...I wonder why?

Possibly because her arse looks so good  :P

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Possibly because her arse looks so good  :P

Haha. Good point well made.