External Link/Members OnlyWell ask didn't see any replies to my request for info thought my turn to take one for the team re the above.
Went for a threesome as was not overly expensive, but big mistake.
Tara is brunette and in my view awful in her appearance. Some will think she ok, but she has a saggy belly with stretch marks. Her friend is the same, but blonde, her face is like she sucking eggs. Minute I walked in I knew I should walk but for some reason I just wasn't thinking, lost concentration and handed money over.
What proceeded was the worst escort experience of all time, worse than any Eastern European I fell foul of in early days. No French kissing, no oral, no interaction at all between the girls despite all that being specifically requested. And no sex as the amount of lube they applied made me feel sick.
Waste of money although not end of world as I could afford to lose it which is how I always take on punts with women I've never seen before. If you can't afford to lose the money on a shit punt you shouldn't be doing it.
Normally I just walk so I don't know why I didn't today. What made it worse, not that it could get any worse, both girls were amongst the two thickest I've ever met. We know escorts are thick in general, but these two really took the biscuit and it stopped being funny, it was depressing our education system turns out such utter doughnuts.
Tara has had many a profile before she was dumb enough to tell me, and said openly that any bloke who leaves her negative feedback she outs them by spreading their phone number around. She obvious hasn't heard of the punting phone, but in my view, she and her profile warrant an addition to the prostitute blacklist.
So guys, took one for the team...someone else's turn now on a girl!!
