Killing Kittens

[jimbobted]

Has anyone been to one of these parties? Are they any good? I'm tempted to join and try them out, but the website reads like a load of fluffy bollocks.
I did see a seeking girl once who claimed to be a member, but she was so far up her own arse her voice was muffled and I couldn't really make out what she was trying to tell me about it.

[DastardlyDick]

The important thing with sex parties is the Male to Female ratio. I had a quick scan of the KK site, and couldn't see anything about how/if they make any attempt to control this, so you could end up with 20 odd guys waiting their turn with 2 or 3 women.

[ForkEscort]

if it's anything like the GGP parties, it has the potential to be a total sausage-fest and often meets that potential.

[scutty brown]

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[Steely Dan]

It is the opposite.  There are too many women.  Men can only go if with a women.  Women can go solo or in FF pairs. 

They also try to restrict old fat ugly guys.

[scutty brown]

 

They also try to restrict old fat ugly guys.

that rules most of us out.......

[jamiekinkxxx]

It is the opposite. There are too many women.  Men can only go if with a women.  Women can go solo or in FF pairs. 

They also try to restrict old fat ugly guys.

This is correct

[MysteryManNo.7]

I had looked at this myself and it seems like an enormous faff and incredibly bougie and up itself.

Seems you need to somehow befriend a female member after paying for male membership and she then has to jnvite and vouch for you to attend any party. No doubt they also don't allow blokes who aren't conventionally attractive etc.

Seems like the kind of place that people who abhor and look down their noses at us as punters would go to do the same thing we do but with way more bullshit layered on top so they can see themselves as 'elite' and 'adventurous' and not like those filthy johns who pay poor, exploited women for sex /s

[Thephoenix]

It is the opposite.  There are too many women.  Men can only go if with a women.  Women can go solo or in FF pairs. 

They also try to restrict old fat ugly guys.

What about very old skinny ugly guys with huge phalluses and dangling bollocks?

[salazar]

Funny as its usually the old fat (with money) dude who can afford (or needs) to go to one of these things. I doubt that the young good looking well off chap would need to gi to an event like this. Terrible marketing manager I suppose!

[Murray Mint]

They also try to restrict old fat ugly guys.

that rules most of us out.......

Ah! - Bring back Gentlemen's Relish and Lady Marmalade. No restrictions there, as I recall. Mind you, I was a lot younger then!!.....

[dubs]

I first heard of them when gorgeous "The Apprentice" contestant Luisa Zissman said she attended them.  I bet that increased their membership.

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[paul_tall_]

Their club their rules I guess . Didn’t they market themselves as being for the beautiful trendy elite or something .

[ForkEscort]

there is a fairly comprehensive review of one of these events available here: External Link/Members Only

i trust that is not against the site rules to post as it hasn't been auto-censored or anything - sorry if so as it is, i suppose, technically a link to swinging content though, to be clear, i am not looking to start a discussion on the subject of swinging.

tl;dr - underwhelming and overpriced event by the sounds of it.

[rocket88]

that rules most of us out.......

Aye,I'm guilty on all three counts!

[mr.bluesky]

I first heard of them when gorgeous "The Apprentice" contestant Luisa Zissman said she attended them.  I bet that increased their membership.

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I bet that wasn't on her business portfolio she showed Lord Sugar.

[DastardlyDick]

I bet that wasn't on her business portfolio she showed Lord Sugar.

Sadly, she's no longer that good looking facially - if you hunt around on YT she had a run in with one of these "auditor" people. Let's just say it's just as well she's not a business person anymore, it would have been a PR disaster!