Author Topic: Shan - Berrylands  (Read 761 times)

Offline markfin

 appointment7734622848 sorry I can’t seem to post the Gumtree link!

Usual place in Berrylands run by the infamous Joyce!

I was once again messaged by Joyce (unsolicited) that she had a new girl. She sent a photo of Shan who is half Filipino half Jamaican. Not a great looker but Joyce confirmed she did blow jobs so I thought I’d give her a go.

I just wanted 30 minutes for £60 as I didn’t know what she’d be like. Joyce insisted that she was only taking 1 hour bookings at £100 and that she was in high demand! Against my better judgment I agreed to an hour.

The venue has been described many times and it’s just as disgusting as ever. I handed the £100 to Joyce and got undressed and Shan came in a few minutes later. I wasn’t impressed, she looks like she’s in her 40’s, big tits. But when she took off her clothes I could see her tits were saggy and she had a big baby gut.

I thought never mind, as long as the service is good I don’t mind too much. What followed was a half hearted massage and then she just played with my balls. Her nails were quite long and she got me quite hard. The session didn’t seem to be moving forward so I asked to turn over. She started to give me a handjob but after a few minutes I asked her to suck me. She stood on the floor and gave a shallow half hearted blow job. I asked her to get on the table but because she’s tall it was quite difficult. I knew I wasn’t going to come from her oral efforts so I asked her to oil her tits and give me a titwank. Still wasn’t working for me so I wanked myself off.

I was surprised that at that point she started cleaning herself up and getting dressed. No offer of a massage or anything!

I was not enjoying the session so I thought WTF and got dressed and let myself out of the shop.

When I got back to the car I saw I’d only been in there 30 minutes! But paid for an hour!

I messaged Joyce to say I was unhappy but blamed me for not telling Shan!

An exchange of words followed but what’s the point of getting into an argument with that nasty bitch

I certainly won’t be returning unless Bella ever returns.

« Last Edit: September 06, 2025, 07:01:27 pm by markfin »

Offline LLPunting

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Sorry you beat me to a negative as also only seen recently.

Attitude is very uncommitted, skills don't impress and shorting on time also seems s.o.p.

Get the impression she's an unskilled labourer from "Oop Norf" where she works at the boss' clip-joint in B'pool (confirming Scutty's detective work  :thumbsup:), can't see her being employable in many roles so feeding the kid the only way left to her.  Do yerselfs a favur an' don't bovver.

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LL punting I think your summary is totally accurate

The only thing is I actually feel sorry for Shan because I believe she is only doing this out of desperation and clearly is not cut out for this work

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I got a message from Joyce confirming that Shan normally works in Blackpool !

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and the Blackpool Ad now only shows Friday/Saturday/Sunday so I'd guess they're having staff issues

External Link/Members Only£20-offer-30-minutes-massage-blackpool-30min/1233895812

note it's the same phone number