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External Link/Members OnlyDate: Today
Price: £120 for 60 minutes £20 for kissing
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Time: Afternoon
After seeing the previous glowing reviews, decided to punt Alexa. Never been with someone from the Czech Republic, so why not? Wish I had waited another day or 2 as leekahn99 posted here while I was with her that she was terrible and I could not agree more. Usually would wait a day or two, but if i can save a fellow punter from what happened to me, it is worth being recognised. I am in no way aiming this as the other reviewers, as it is based on their experiences, but mine was so different to theirs it warrants a quick posting. Pretty sure LK99 was there some point before me based on his post, but can't be sure how big the gap was.
COMMSGreat. Called first the night before which was declined and she asked me text her. Thought this was weird as her profile says sms will be ignored, but ignored my gut and carried on. She confirmed she was available at my desired time and sent a list with details. Fairly standard stuff that matched her profile. Headline was "Hi I am Alexa, 28 years from Czech Republic". Requested standard hour with FK. Booked. Arrived at Euston next day and texted to say I was almost at postcode given and asked for door number. Told to text when at postcode. Did so and got a door number. Got to the door and it had multiple flats. Had to text again to receive a code to open the door. It is a busy street and got a few looks from people. Also saw a couple of people being accosted by the police a little further down so was glad to get in.
The VenueSeems like a standard flat rented out as an Air B&B. Modern bathroom, punting room was quite small, with a twin bed and a table with a stack of towels and a piece of paper that had her rates and extras hand-written on it. She came in and asked me how long I wanted to stay. Then she asked if I wanted any extras. Seems a maid does the comms as she had no awareness of what I had requested. After the punt, while she was out of the room, I turned the paper over to see the exact same list written in a different colour, but with Euros instead of pounds.
The GirlInitially I thought this was a B&S as her hair looked ginger. But the rest of her body checked out and with a bit more light hair colouring matched. I still was not sure, but had a good look afterwards when I got a chance and I believe it is her. Have just gone through her pics again. She is older by a fair few years, rounder, chubbier. She is quite short, wore the same heels in some of her pics. She does have nice tits, not huge, but a good size and they are very soft. Bit of a belly too, but I was not too fussed. Standard airbrushing and photoshopping, but in this case, seems the shopping is more than usual. Still, I was OK to continue the punt.
The PuntPointed to my dick and asked if it was clean. Said yes, of course but am happy to take a quick shower so you feel comfortable. She gave me a towel and told me to take my time. Shower had good pressure, gel present. However forgot that as a previous reviewer mentioned, there is no cover for 80% of the tub, so a good amount of water went on the floor, almost slipped when I got out.
Returned to the room and she had a one piece on. Asked me if I wanted to start with a massage and I agreed. The massage itself was very good. She used lots of oil and you could tell she had experience. The bad is it never seemed to end. I asked her more than once if I could turn over and she strongly refused. I reminded her that time was short as we were already 30 mins in and she said not to worry about the time, she knows what she is doing. She got naked and then gave me some body rubs. Paid a lot of focus with her tits and they did feel very good sliding all over my body. At this point there were only 15 mins of time left. She was very talkative during the massage, asked me lots of (personal) questions. I usually don't mind this, but it did feel very time-wasting. She did (very) few reach unders and made some fake moans.Then she finally told me to turn over.
She lubed up her hands with the oil and started to toss me off. Then she paused, put a chewing gum in her mouth. Chewed for a bit and then leaned in to kiss. This was OK, nothing to write home about. It was very perfunctory, like she was doing it just so that she could check the box. At times she would demand "kiss!", like a drill sargent. Seemed strange that she makes such a fuss about oral hygiene and hers seemed limited to chewing gum. Then she started owo. This was crap. No depth, no suction, no movement and lasted about a minute. Definitely not the "long and proper bj" her profile states. Tiny bit of hand action.
Then she sat up and told me she wanted mish. Watched in horror as she grabbed some vaseline, not lube, and whacked gobs of it on her pussy. Have fucked with vaseline before, but this was something else. She used so much it was sliding down her legs, so I had to wipe some away. Looked at the pussy and decided against RO. something told me that I would regret it. It looked a bit angry. No smells though. Eased in, and there was little to no friction. Then she barked "kiss". Pumped slowly at first and she complained that I should go faster. Did so. All through the deed she gave fake, disinterested moans. At times I went in a bit deeper and she gave a surprised yelp that seemed genuine, but that was the best it got.
Felt bored so asked for CG. She refused and said that it was because she is lazy. Offered doggy as a "compromise". Got into doggy, arse looked good. Pumped away and was urged to hurry up again. At this point the vaseline was doing it's work and could not feel anything at all. She looked good from this angle, but the fake moaning was very off-putting. Told her to lie on her side so I could go from another angle. She did so, while warning me that her pussy was hard to find in this position and it was. Took me a few goes. Almost slipped in the wrong hole (i blame the vaseline) but managed to hit the right one eventually. Gave this position some strokes, but in no time at all she rolled over so she was on her back again, saying how she was lazy.
I felt myself losing wood, which is a rarity for me and knew it was all over. Did a few mins more half-hearted strokes then told her I was done. She asked why i did not cum, and told her sometimes it doesn't happen (which is true). She then told me to lie back, grabbed yet some more vaseline and started wanking me. Feeling a bit for friction, perked up for about 20 secs, but little Koj had had enough and went back into his shell. Told her to not worry about it. Had a rest for a couple of mins, thinking how could the other reviewers have had such a good time when this was the complete opposite? Then went for shower. And was out around 10 mins after the hour was up.
Almost forgot. Before the massage she told me she had to pee. She also said that she would need to pee again at the 30 minute mark as she had an issue which required it. She did leave to pee again after the forever massage ended. When I was done with my shower, she already had her one-piece back on, which does not suggest the best hygiene. She also told me she was from Bratislava, Slovakia. Not the Czech Republic.
Would I return? Nope. Maybe if 10 punters visit and all get the amazing good time I missed. Surely my luck can't be that bad, can it?
