A Russian lady called Esfir
External Link/Members Only£300 / 1hr
Note: I walked.
It was one of those gloomy days in the city. The sun had disappeared, and the Big Smoke was back to its usual self with rain, umbrellas, raincoats, and puddles splashing across the roadside. I made my way to the address, about five minutes from the station near Earl’s court station..goes without saying that Russian SPs are now quite scarce in London and the Brazilians are taking that space so when she turned up on the diva books I thought it will be refreshing - I will never know. it was a risk diving in without UKP review but some one has to TOFTT.
At first, I rang the wrong door. No response. Later I realised, after checking with the agency, that it was actually the basement flat listed in the description. my fault for not reading carefully.
When I finally enter her basement flat, standing by the door she welcome me in. I didn’t take a step further she did not quite match the impression I had from the website. Her appearance was very different from what I expected. Not a good representation of her photos. It felt underwhelming and gave me the sense that little effort had been made to create a welcoming atmosphere. She looked skinny, almost no lips, no smiles, couldn’t see her teeth. totally flat chested 32A not B. She had tattoos on her arms and thighs. I’d say rather rough. How she made it to the Exclusive list is alarming. Looked like 28yrs old wrapped into a 23 year old body as state on her profile.
Within a minute of stepping inside, I knew this was not for me. I quietly excused myself, reached for the door knob and without thinking with my knob, money in hand, stepped back into the rain, raised my umbrella, and returned to reality. A few minutes later, I contacted the agency again to ask for an alternative which delicately provided (top shelf) which made the day.
