External Link/Members OnlyI was intrigued by the description of Amy, but believed it highly unlikely, however decided I'd check it out and report.
Booking seemed straightforward, parking nearby on Worksop Rd free, all good so far. Got to the premises on time only to find she was busy despite my booking. Typical.
After 5 or 10 minutes Amy appeared in the reception to fetch me, and I have to say I was gobsmacked. Apart from a couple of years and a dress size or two she was as described. Also pretty, friendly, and started the meet off really well giving me a kiss (light) while groping me. What's not to love?
However from there it went downhill.
Anyway: Amy is English, white, mid to late 30s, size 12-14 (those tits would never fit in a 12), 5’3’’, 34G natural with decent nips too! Pretty and friendly, moderate tattoos, so far very much as described.
The downside: 100% fake attitude. Paid for GFE but got peck on lips, fake ooh and aahs, short shallow owo with violent wanking, cover put on while still soft, shoved him in reverse cowgirl to little effect, changed to mish (miraculous considering still on a semi) where she faked the most fake orgasm I’ve ever heard, embarrassing in fact, more very brief crap owo where she agreed to cim but had no intention of doing it, then violently wanked to finish, with more oohs and aahs.
Spoke to me like a pet poodle in a fake little girl voice: "Would you like some oil? Would you? You would? Let's put some oil on him shall we? You want the oil? Let's put oil on.... etc etc...yawn. Constant blathering and upselling (do I want the other girl to come in; do I want the receptionist to come in; do I want A?). Crap.
Said she’d been a street girl in Edgeware! I have reason to believe other services would be available
Dressed and out in 20+mins. 7/10 looks, 2/10 service. £65. Won't be back.
Deliberated long and hard about grey or red; marginally decided on grey as some younger fellas might go for this BS. Fill yer boots mates
