Author Topic: More Punting Adventures in The Netherlands  (Read 5687 times)

Offline Mr_X_Ldn

Just had a long weekend in The Netherlands with more punting adventures...

Thursday:
Returned to the 't Poortje (window 16) in Haarlem again after my adventures in 2024 which you can read here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=418302.0 - I was surprised the same girl was still there and she was happy to see me, I thought she may have not remembered me after 4 or 5 months since I last visited. We hit it off immediately for a passionate fuck session, 100 euros for 30min although i was in their for an hour, she wasnt clock watching and there wasnt any other punters about at the time so I think it helped. Like last time though as well as the punt I had in the Red Lantern around the corner, she adamantly told me to 'please be safe out there' which always shits me up when they say that.

Friday:
Found myself in Den Haag for tourist bits but finished it off with a walk through the RLD in Gelenstraat - must be a good 10 years since I was last here. This city and in particular this area of Den Haag just gives me bad vibes but Gelenstraat is the less dodgy of the two RLD's here so didn't bother walking to Doublestraat. I was surprised how many punters were milling around here late afternoon as well as some men who look like they were on a set of some russian or arab gangster movie all positioned on the different corners of this RLD.

I was surprised how many windows were active although still only half full - there were a handful of women who I would say were an 8/10 in looks but the rest were 5/10 or under. All of them looked either Eastern European or South American. One of the lesser looking WG's had an interesting tactic though to attract the various punters walking by, she was spread eagle with full pussy on show in the window - don't think I've ever seen that before and made me laugh but didn't tempt me in at the slightest. In fact, I didn't get an urge to punt here at all, I was happy to window shop.

Maybe the window shopping was because I had planned to visit a Privé Huis in Leiden External Link/Members Onlyin the evening and I did just that. It was a fairly long walk away from the train station (a good 45min) but was excitied to see how it will compare to my regular haunt of 118 Privé in Amsterdam. Was buzzed through the door and the madam told me to take a seat and she will send the ladies out to greet me.

Unfortunately there were only 3 ladies and for a Friday evening that's very poor. The first two were old south american women with awful figures and faces. The third lady was a Czech lady in her early 30s called Valerie and I chose her. Followed her to a room upstairs. Made some small talk, she was friendly enough but just got the impression she'd rather be somewhere else. Paid 80 euros for 30min, very mechanical punt. She was petite and skinny build with an air of sophistication - like that she was "too good for me" and I just couldnt enjoy the punt and didn't even finish  :thumbsdown:

Saturday:
Was staying in Haarlem for this trip so went back to the 't Poortje hoping to see the window 16 girl again or hoping more hotties were in other windows. Made sure I went in the evening this time but not too late, was about 7pm so thought this would be prime time for this declining RLD in Haarlem and was majorly disappointed. Could already see a few punters were walking around as I was paying my 2 euros into the machine to gain entry but once threw the gates I realised that there were no women at all. A complete dead rubber and more punters had come in. Suddenly it was a sausage fest of several men wondering around and no active windows. Never seen anything like this before.

I started to get a real bad vibe. :unknown: Most of these other men didn't seem like punters and it felt like they were there for something else. I didn't want to find out and got the hell out of there! Didn't bother returning for the rest of the trip either.

Sunday:
Decided to go to old faithful and visit 118 Park External Link/Members Only in Amsterdam where I've been quite a few times on previous trips to NL. I did my usual routine of checking out the RLD Windows in De Pijp first as it's nearby and there were some nice women on show here, was tempted to visit one but was kinda put off by the civvies walking by and also knowing 118 Park is nearby which is more discreet.

My previous visit to 118 Park at the end of last year wasn't great and neither was this one. In fact, this visit there were only 3 ladies in the lineup which is the worst I've ever seen here. Usually it's at least 7 to 12 ladies in the line up to choose from.

Was kept in the waiting room for longer than usual too whilst a shouting match occured outside which sounded like the Madame and a man who I am assuming was a punter. It was in Dutch so not sure what was going on. The row continued between the Madame and one of the girls (who wasn't in the lineup) so there should've been 4 but I was only introduced to 3 ladies. I chose Nadia, a skinny romanian girl in her 20's. She was a bit perculiar but good service overall. It was 120 euros for 45min. The climax was me looking up at the ceiling mirror as she wanked me off to completion.

Monday:
Was going to visit Nijmegen RLD for the first time but decided to go to Alkmaar - Achterdam where I've punted a few times before. Previous visits here have been on weekends so wasn't that hopeful that a random Monday would have a good lineup, especially in the afternoon but there were still over a dozen windows active but nowhere near the talent of women I saw here on my visit last November.

There was this skinny lanky Rom girl in the same window as last year but she never ever looks up at the punters - i don't know how she does business unless she only responds to someone who knocks on the door but like last time, I didn't want to visit for this reason if she's not bothered it's not gonna be a good punt. Decided on a slightly older woman a few windows down from her who was enthusiastic to get me in. She had an amazing set of boobs, blonde hair and looked more Slovakian than Romanian but said she is from Romania but has lived in NL for over 10 years. Paid 50 euros for 30 min which felt like a throwback to the mid 2010's for price and service as she delivered excellent service, very engaging, great BJ and a variety of positions until I finished in the bag in doggy. Had some small talk after and she recommended a nice place to get a bite to eat after too.  :hi:

I did try to punt via External Link/Members Only which is like the Dutch version of AW - texted 4 different women from there in various locations and 3 of them just never responded. I even tried messaging in Dutch, still no response. The only one who did respond was a Romanian based in (the appropriately named Horn) and even got an address but decided not to visit in the end due to travel distance/fear of the unknown.

Overall a decent punting adventure to the Netherlands but not one of my best. I'm disappointed in the decline of 118 Privehuis in Amsterdam, it just seems to be getting worse every year I visit which is a shame.





Offline JackSaint

Great report, thanks for sharing

Offline jasonlondon

Cheers for the review.

I'm a big fan of Den Haag. In particular this privehuis. I've seen about 15 girls there and never been disappointed. Of those on the current list, strongly recommend Amanda, Marina and Valentina.

I've also tried Maison Monty. Smaller selection of girls but very good. Ilse gets my recommendation.

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Geleenstraat is indeed a decent RLD. Much better service available than Amsterdam in my experience.

Finally this place is interesting. You can have sex in the public area. I went once but I was the only punter up for it. Others that came in went for a private room. But I'm tempted to go back and spend a few hours.

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Offline rchab

I’m going to be in the Netherlands next week, free from the domestic restrictions which sometimes limit my punting at home and have been browsing kinky.nl - just wondering what sort of experiences others have had with this site, good or bad. I’m tempted to limit my search to those with reviews, but suspect that their accuracy is closer to AW reviews than those on this site - advice welcome again. Maybe a privehaus is the answer - I like the sound of those mentioned in Den Haag. Whatever I end up doing, I promise to report back!

Offline mrwhite

I’m going to be in the Netherlands next week, free from the domestic restrictions which sometimes limit my punting at home and have been browsing kinky.nl - just wondering what sort of experiences others have had with this site, good or bad. I’m tempted to limit my search to those with reviews, but suspect that their accuracy is closer to AW reviews than those on this site - advice welcome again. Maybe a privehaus is the answer - I like the sound of those mentioned in Den Haag. Whatever I end up doing, I promise to report back!
Are you just in The Haig?  I haven't tried anyone from kinky.nl yet however if you get to travel further north check out External Link/Members Only
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Offline rchab

I’m actually staying in Utrecht, so this is a bit too distant (and also looks a bit too way out for my rather vanilla tastes). Thanks for the suggestion anyway.

Offline mrwhite

I’m actually staying in Utrecht, so this is a bit too distant (and also looks a bit too way out for my rather vanilla tastes). Thanks for the suggestion anyway.

The ladies can be as vanilla or not as you like.  If you are going for a solo booking you and the lady have the run of the place, so if you do want to try something you never have before the option is there.  It's also the only place I've ever been that serves beer on a punt.

My last visit the woman I was with wanted to try doggy on one of the odd bench things, but I kept stubbing my toe on the foot of the bench.

Offline ShadowProclamation

I was staying in Rotterdam, in July as a tourist, but curiosity got the better of me and I made a few detours to check out some of the RLDs.

As Den Haag was close by, I caught a train there, arriving early afternoon. I walked to Doublestraat and went for a monger. There were quite a few windows, despite many being empty. You need to go through passageways, off the main street, to access a lot of them. The choice of ladies was poor. Either mature, very mature and none were particularly attractive. I suspect it comes alive more at night, but I can imagine it feeling a bit sinister later on.

Then I walked to Geleenstraat and Hunsestraat. This had a more pleasant vibe, but fewer windows. Again some were accessed by passageways. Very few ladies were working. Again, I reckon I was here too early. Den Haag generally seems to be regarded as superior to Amsterdam, nowadays, on here. Despite this, I decided to check out Amsterdam for old times sake. (Posted on an Amsterdam thread).
« Last Edit: October 29, 2025, 01:37:38 pm by ShadowProclamation »