External Link/Members OnlyDate of visit - 19 Sept
My very first visit here so was hopeful having read previous reviews of the establishment. Had been having a workout with physios and thought sod it, I fancy some pampering. Thought at worst I’d get a massage.
COMS. Not applicable. Went purposely to find the place. Did multiple drive-bys sussing it out! Looks like any other oriental massage shop. Looks legit but those that know
Hadn’t booked so walked in on the off chance. I was lucky, no one else in shop other than the lady of the day! The number off their website is 07962-610443 should you feel the need to ring ahead and check who’s on duty. Can’t recall whether the lady’s name was Monica or Michelle on the day I rocked up? My bad.
LOCATION. Easy to find on one of the main roads leading off or into the town centre depending where you’re coming from. Set back slightly from road but easily spotted. Next to a cycle shop, they share off-road parking if you want to park as near as. Or pay&display located 5 mins walk away. Passing traffic but no real footfall.
SP. Boldly strode in through open front door. Lady appears through door at rear of shop. Not overly impressed but she’s smiley and greets me warmly. She’s 5’ nothing, long black hair, trim looking figure clad in red tunic type dress and black tights and boots. I reckon on her being 50’s. I apologise for not having booked and ask if it’s possible for a massage. She says yes and I ask if it’s with her. Her affirmative kinda disappoints me but I’m there so what the hell. And besides, I’m an old boy myself these days! We agree 50 squids for 1hr massage and she shows me to small but adequate room, takes my money and tells me to undress and get on bed, she’d be back in a minute.
THE DEEDS. She’s back before I’m ready. I finish stripping to my boxers as she flits around the bed preparing it. She instructs me to get on bed, face down, thro the hole in the proper massage table. Asks soft/med/hard and I wimp out with medium. I want to enjoy not feel like I’m getting beat up. Make her laugh by asking her to be gentle with me. I minute of massaging my shoulders and she asks if I’d be more comfortable without my pants. Pulls them off me as I raise my arse in reply
. What follows is a decent massage with a warm oil and I begin to relax. I’m well aware of her positioned by my head, pressing down on my shoulders so I let my hands roam along her thighs and up. No discouragement from her so I boldly rub her pussy mound through her tights. At some point she takes my hands and puts them at my sides and I think I’m being warned off but she just starts massaging them and thumping my palms with her tiny fist! She moves around the table to massage my legs and arse but it’s not very erotic so I reach back, find she has hooked a knee up on the table beside me and my hand almost immediately is back in contact with her crotch. I rub and stoke, again with no admonishing. The flip over is requested by her and she continues to massage my thighs and groin without really making contact with my cock. Just when I think maybe I’m going to have to ask myself for extras she asks me. She wants £50 for ‘naked’ and stupid me dosnt ask what that entails. I just agree as by now I’m like a rock. She takes her tunic off, pulls down her tights and panties and stands beside me playing with my cock. I reach for her arse and pussy and am allowed access but she just stands there, not making it very easy. She is wet but dosnt really seem into all this. I ask if I can lick her and she immediately says yes but another £10. I agree and she steps out of her tights and asks how I want her positioned. By my instructions she climbs on me and lowers down on my face. I’m allowed access all areas and get her very wet indeed as she handles my cock to a climax. Soon as I’m done she climbs off and is attentive in cleaning herself and me up. We end with sometime left on the clock so she offers me a head massage. Is kinda ok but to me a bit annoying! Time up, I dress and pay her the extras. I consider a further tip but decide against. It hadn’t been an exceptional service.
VFM? The massage was acceptable but in hindsight the extra £50 for ‘naked’? Nah, I’d check next time and confirm. Maybe if I had id have got body2body or similar. Def overpriced with her just standing beside me was not worth 50. The 10 for me giving her oral was acceptable. She was fresh and squeaky clean and it is something I do enjoy. A bit more bargaining from me next time for sure.
PAID £50 massage/ £50 ‘naked’/ £10 ro =£110
Will I return? Yes. But perhaps with another girl might provide a bit more of an exciting time? Although this review is a positive I’d say it was an adequate but slightly underwhelming experience
