With so much talk about Falkirk, I thought I would take a trip to see whether it was worth the trouble. Opted for Moka Chinese Massage. The link has disappeared but I am sure it will return.
Comms:
Text in the morning and arranged for later that day. Easy enough.
Location:
It has been mentioned in a previous review that the shop is on a busy main street therefore lots of people/ traffic. No issue for me as I am not from the area.
SP:
I arrived on time and was greeted by 2 SPs. As soon as I said I had booked, I was led by a very attractive, slim Chinese woman - age maybe early 30s. The other SP looked a tad younger and wore glasses. My provider wore black leggings and a black blouse/ top. Very fit.
Service:
As soon as I was in the room, I was asked what I was wanting from our time together. I acted dumb and asked what was on offer

. The menu was recited to me together with actions. They included HE (+£20), B2B (+£50) and OWO (+£50). I opted for HE - only because I didn't have enough funds for OWO. She didn't seem too happy with my choice and left the room with my cash while I got undressed.
Upon her return she started the massage, which was average at best, not sensual in any way and was rather boring IMO. Starting with the shoulders and moving down my body in a very formatted manner. No reach unders or anything that got the wee man aroused. This lasted until 10minutes before the end of time, asked to turn over and then she moved onto the HE. Touching was allowed and had got inside her bra. It was all very functionary and not at all sensual.
Summary:
Very attractive, fit Chinese woman who did what I paid for however my experience wasn't particularly sensual or even relaxing hence the neutral. I guess the next visit could be completely different - just the luck of the draw. I won't return but might return to Falkirk soon as there does seem to be options that Glasgow doesn't have at the moment.